Things that Don’t Mean Jack Shit

[Jackpine Radical]

“I don’t vote for the party, I vote for the best candidate.”

Translation: I’m an idiot and I have no idea what I want my government to do.


“The people want a bipartisan solution.”

Translation: I’m being paid to keep the public from getting what they actually want and need.


“I’m a moderate.”

Translation: I’ve been bought by the corporations.

[Initech]

1. "I watch Glenn Beck and listen to Rush Limbaugh"

Translation: I like to have other people do my thinking for me.

[RKP5637]

2. Translation: It's just too hard to think.