"Mission ____________", [fill in the blank]

[Philosoraptor]

Mission Impossible? Mission Redacted? Mission Disastrous? Mission Undefined? Mission Demolished? Mission Redefined? Mission Obstructed?

[NightWatcher]

1. Mission Accomplished, I am making tons of cash for me and my boys

"shut up and give me your kids, so that I might make money off of their suffering."

[Arugula Latte]

28. Yep -- the neocons got what they wanted: massive profits and permanent bases in Iraq. nt

[MindPilot]

2. Mission Fucked Up as a Soup Sandwich

[goclark]

3. Mission Decider Retarded nt

[Divernan]

4. The technical term is "FUBAR".

nt

[sarge43]

SNAFU works, too. n/t

[MindPilot]

17. "Mission FUBAR"

Does have a nice flow...rolls off the tongue easy. Says it all. I like it. :D

[sutz12]

5. Mission Redefined...after the fact nt

[bdamomma]

6. unaccomplished

and what is the fucking mission, to committ genocide???

[Doctor_J]

7. Mission Impeachable

if we had representative government that is.

[ThatsMyBarack]

8. Mission ETERNALLY PROLONGED!

'Til the end of time, which may be sonner than we think! :nuke:

[ThatsMyBarack]

11. Shameless self-promo:

Do I get a DUzy this week for this? My time has come! :rofl: :crazy:

[Sapere aude]

9. Mission should never have happened.

I remember back when Bush landed. A few weeks after, I went to freeperville and they were saying that the plane he flew in was going to a museum in FL. Some freepers were so excited that they were going to plan a vacation to FL just to see the plane.

Here is a chicken hawk in a flight suit and the freeps get a nut off over it!

[Richard Steele]

10. "Mission Embellished"

[Philosoraptor]

14. Mission Exaggerated

[shaniqua6392]

12. Mission Irreparable.

Mission Heartbreak.

[jobycom]

13. The Alamo was a mission, too. nt

[Philosoraptor]

16. And we all know what was accomplished there.

[Donnachaidh]

15. Mission Mongolian ClusterF*ck!

And it continues daily.

[Philosoraptor]

18. Mission Abandoned

[EstimatedProphet]

19. Mission Accomplished - really!

The problem is, the administration hasn't been honest about what the mission actually was. It was to screw Middle East security in order to place a puppet controlling interest in charge which would kowtow to US corporations, while at the same time roll back any progress made since the 1880's in civil rights and worker dignity here in the US.

[Lone_Star_Dem]

20. Record Petroleum Profits.

[Philosoraptor]

21. Mission Extended Indefinitely

[MindPilot]

22. Mission Undone

An eerily prophetic metaphor for the country by the The Guess Who:

She's come undone
She didn't know what she was headed for
And when I found what she was headed for
It was too late

She's come undone
She found a mountain that was far too high
And when she found out she couldn't fly
It was too late

It's too late
She's gone too far
She's lost herself

She's come undone
She wanted truth but all she got was lies
Came the time to realize
And it was too late

She's come undone
She didn't know what she was headed for
And when I found what she was headed for
Mama, it was too late

It's too late
She's gone too far
She's lost herself

She's come undone
Na, na na na na na na
Too many mountains
And not enough stairs to climb
Too many churches
And not enough truth
Too many people
And not enough eyes to see
Too many lives to lead
And not enough time

It's too late
She's gone too far
She's lost herself

She's come undone
Doh doh doh doh ....
It's too late
She's gone too far
She's lost herself

She's come undone
She didn't know what she was headed for
And when I found what she was headed for
It was too late

She's come undone
She found a mountain that was far too high
And when she found out she couldn't fly
Mama, it was too late
It's too late
She's gone too far
She's lost herself

She's come undone
Doh doh doh doh doh doh doh doh
Doh doh doh

[Philosoraptor]

23. "Doh doh doh doh doh doh doh doh"...bush wrote that part.

[MindPilot]

33. With the full cooperation of the Duff brewery...

[Philosoraptor]

24. Mission Exposed. Mission Uncovered. Mission Rejected.

[xultar]

25. Mishun Clusterfuck

[Philosoraptor]

26. Mission left for the next president to fuck with.

[snappyturtle]

27. Mission Laughable

Never understood why his BIG Mission Accomplished event didn't occur in the Rose Garden. Maybe not enough room for the banner and he wouldn't have gotten a ride on the plane?

[lonestarnot]

29. Mission Lie!

[Philosoraptor]

30. Mission Concocted.

[verse18]

31. "Mission Aborted"

[Philosoraptor]

32. Mission Final Solution

[Little Wing]

34. Mission DimPissyPants

[Tikki]

35. Mission Predators....Mission Crusades.....Freaks on a Mission.

Tikki

[Philosoraptor]

36. Mission Unnecessary

[Ganja Ninja]

37. Mission we don't have a clue and never have turned ...

Mission blame the Democrats.

[zbdent]

38. Mission Propaganda

[Philosoraptor]

39. Mission forget about OSAMA

[BurtWorm]

40. Mission Bushed.

[Canuckistanian]

41. Mission No-Bid Contracted

[sakabatou]

42. Mission Lame Duck

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

43. ACCOMPLISHED. Shrub has Accomplished everything he has wanted to in Iraq.

He has accomplished creating chaos out of order. He has accomplished the theft of our treasury for his contractors.He has accomplished the theft of the Iraqi oil supply. He has so far accomplished his desire to have America be involved in Endless War.

He has accomplished his goals, very well...........

Think of Skull and Bones and Piracy.......

[Philosoraptor]

44. The REAL mission WAS accomplished.

But America just can't come to grips with it.

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

45. That's so too true....... nt

[npincus]

46. Mission Oedipus.

[RedStateShame]

47. Mission: Impeachment

"If you do not accept our mission, this democracy will self-destruct in less than two years."

[MiniMe]

48. Mission FUBAR

[maxrandb]

49. Mission Interrupted

[slowry]

50. Accomplishcated. n/t

[tiptoe]

51. "Mission Bamboozle" nt

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

52. "Mission ACCOMPLISHED!!" - Osama bin Laden

[threadkillaz]

53. Mission Black Gold

.

[VOX]

54. Mission So Not Accomplished. n/t

[Kurovski]

55. Missionary Position Accomplished.

You're all getting fucked.

[Philosoraptor]

56. Salute the flag and assume the position. It helps.

[Kurovski]

67. Ah yes, the "Jeff Gannon" technique.

[Philosoraptor]

57. Mission A-Cod-pieced.

[AlCzervik]

58. "Mission Cauldron of Chaos™ accomplished"

[lies and propaganda]

59. Mission Full of Fucking Shit

evil bastards

[crappyjazz]

60. Mission ... what mission?

[libnnc]

61. Mission Apocalyptic Jug Fuck

Mission Ganormous Bloodbath?

[Annces]

62. Mission Who's Your Daddy

and the NeoCon Ball.

[Cheap_Trick]

63. Mission Improbable

[soothsayer]

64. "...ary Position"

[Vinca]

65. Mission Idiot Son. nt

[Bluebear]

66. I feel like I'm on Match Game. :)