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Emit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-19-10 05:11 PM
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A Happy Meal still looks ‘fresh’ on its first birthday
Happy birthday to you, you look just like new. A year later you can't tell, and the fries still don't smell. Happy birthday, dear Happy Meal, happy birthday to you!

This is what a Happy Meal looks like before --



and after -- Joann Bruso put it on her shelf for one year.




~snip~
http://www.grist.org/article/2010-03-18-a-happy-meal-still-looks-fresh-on-its-first-birthday

Gross. :puke:
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Newest Reality Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-19-10 05:22 PM
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1. Behold and ....
praise the miracles of chemistry and advanced, industrial food processing.

I'm sure that future anthropologists will find Micky Dick's foodstuffs as preserved as mummies where, ten-thousand years from now.
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subterranean Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-19-10 05:35 PM
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2. It shrunk!
Probably a result of losing moisture. But surprisingly, no mold or anything. Even microorganisms won't eat that junk!
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That Is Quite Enough Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-19-10 05:39 PM
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3. I dunno, I'm kinda impressed by its durability
Edited on Fri Mar-19-10 05:39 PM by That Is Quite Enough
Ah, the wonders of modern science.
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Catshrink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-19-10 05:40 PM
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4. Check out this on Twinkies & Peeps
Edited on Fri Mar-19-10 05:44 PM by Catshrink
They are some experiments on Twinkies from Rice University - they checked the response to gravity, radiation, solubility, etc.

http://www.twinkiesproject.com/

And if that isn't enough, check out the Peeps experiments. Be sure to see the "Medical Miracle" link on the right.

http://www.peepresearch.org/



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Jennicut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-19-10 05:42 PM
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5. Would it survive a nuclear war? My 4 and 5 year olds are treated to them every once in awhile by my
parents. I think I should cut that out....
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Speck Tater Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-19-10 05:50 PM
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6. It still can't hold a candle to fruit cake. That's still good after 100 years at room temp. nt
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City of Mills Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-19-10 05:56 PM
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7. Undeniable proof
That stomach acid is more powerful than air.
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-19-10 09:37 PM
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8. They don't look "fresh" when they are purchased.
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