"Cauldron of Chaos" Vs. "Mission Accomplished"

[SpiralHawk]

Okay, Commander AWOL spoke today and instead of wearing his codpice and proclaiming: "Mission Accomplsihed" as he did 4 years ago, he is now whining that Iraq has become a "Cauldron of Chaos."

Nice call, Commander AWOL. You and your war profiteering cabal of republicon chickenhawk cronies created it.

Anywho, the half-vast assemblage of wits and halfwits here at DU soon TRANSCENDED the vapidness of Commander AWOL's speechwriters, and came up with this list of stunningly more accurate alliterations on what BushCo republicons have created in Iraq

"vat of viciousness".

"saucepan of snippiness"

"Dutch oven of death!"

How about "Roaster of Rebellion"?

Skillet of Shambles!

"Deep fryer of Doom!"

"Casserole of Confusion!"

"Crock Pot of Clamor!"

"A Pie Tin of Plunder!"

"E-Z Bake Oven of EVIL"!

"Foreman grille of ferociousness!"

"Jell-O mold of Jihad"

"Bowl of Blatant Bush Bullshit"

Microwave of malevolence*

Toaster of terrah!

Vat of NEOCON Crap

A frypan of FUBAR.

[SpiralHawk]

1. Documentary Photo of Cauldron of Chaos

THIS image captured in the basement of Commander AWOL's occult cabal
of Skull & Boner darksiders....be-ware....

[youthere]

Panini Grill of Pandemonium!

[Hong Kong Cavalier]

2. Pizza oven of Perdition?

:shrug:

[HCE SuiGeneris]

3. Kettle of (k)alamity

[Snotcicles]

24. Kettle of (K)arnage. nt

[NRaleighLiberal]

4. Smokey Joe of Smarminess?

Weber of Wackiness?
Griddle of grotequeries?

[NRaleighLiberal]

5. Rotisserie of (W)recklessness.

[trotsky]

6. Chafing Dish of Chagrin n/t

[Seabiscuit]

7. Brew of Bedlam

[SpiralHawk]

8. Cuisinart of neoCON Crapola

[SpiralHawk]

9. Chafing Dish of Chickenhawk Chum

What did they expect other than Massive Failure with a Deserter in charge, and
a war profiteer with 5 military deferments backing him up as VP?

Only the republicons could bring such disgrace upon AMERICA>

[HCE SuiGeneris]

10. Steamtable of Starvation

[HCE SuiGeneris]

11. Bain Marie of Blasphemy

[smokey nj]

12. Wok of War Crimes!

[geardaddy]

13. Ramekin of rancor?

[trotsky]

17. That's a great one.

:spray:

[geardaddy]

14. Terrine of Terror

[paparush]

15. Hey, easy now, no one could have predicted....oh, wait...

[HCE SuiGeneris]

16. Sink full of Sewage

[tavalon]

18. Off to the Greatest Page with you!

Good un!

[EVDebs]

19. Poppy and Powell told W but W does what W wants

"In his memoirs, A World Transformed, written more than five years ago, George Bush, Sr. wrote the following to explain why he didn't go after Saddam Hussein at the end of the Gulf War:

"Trying to eliminate Saddam .. would have incurred incalculable human and political costs. Apprehending him was probably impossible ... We would have been forced to occupy Baghdad and, in effect, rule Iraq ...there was no viable "exit strategy" we could see, violating another of our principles. Furthermore, we had been self-consciously trying to set a pattern for handling aggression in the post-Cold War world. Going in and occupying Iraq, thus unilaterally exceeding the United Nations' mandate, would have destroyed the precedent of international response to aggression that we hoped to establish. Had we gone the invasion route, the United States could conceivably still be an occupying power in a bitterly hostile land."

If only his son could read."

http://www.snopes.com/politics/quotes/gulfwar.asp

BTW, Colin Powell's 'Powell Doctrine' is basically this:

"Essentially, the Doctrine expresses that military action should be used only as a last resort and only if there is a clear risk to national security by the intended target; the force, when used, should be overwhelming and disproportionate to the force used by the enemy; there must be strong support for the campaign by the general public; and there must be a clear exit strategy from the conflict in which the military is engaged."

http://www.pbs.org/newshour/extra/teachers/lessonplans/iraq/powelldoctrine_short.html

Powell, ever the lapdog bootlicker, went on to ignore his own advice in the UN. Sadly, even his chief of staff, Col. Wilkerson, knows this

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2006/4/13/215116/801

As for Col. Wilkerson's lament about DoD outsourcing, maybe he knows about Ptech in the White House and DoD,

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ptech

And now we're looking at criminal negligence or worse yet KNOWINGLY negligent acts !

A Dung Dollop from the Decider ! (Honor thy father, douchebag-boy !).

[appal_jack]

20. fry-o-lator of fucked-up-ed-ness

fry-o-lator of fucked-up-ed-ness

'cuz we're in deep, and now that we've been in too long, we're getting burned.

B*sh didn't deserve to be mananger of a McDonalds: a real fry-o-lator would probably be too much for him to successfully manage. Why (oh why) was he put in charge of this great nation for eight (8!) years?

-app

[FloridaJudy]

21. Waffle-Maker of Woe n/t

[Roland99]

22. Skillet of Skank

[SpiralHawk]

23. Salad Bowl of Spew