Hey Rush ... Need a ride to the airport?

[lpbk2713]

Still going to Costa Rica? All things considered I think I could tolerate
your worthless lying ass during a thirty minute ride to the airport.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. I'd be willing to chip in for a one-way plane ticket.

Anything to get his sorry fat ass away from here.

[Betty Karlson]

10. Let's organise one, then.

Just to rub it in. It's the least we can do. Jesus tells us to turn the other cheek. Chipping in for someone who stopped loving America and is now ready to leave it: that's turning the other cheek. The Messiah never said we couldn't be cheeky when turning that cheek.

[Feron]

13. +1 nt

[Coventina]

22. I said the same thing to my sister, but she said he actually needs 2 tickets

to fit his big butt....

:rofl:

So maybe we should take up a collection here at DU....

:-)

[fishbulb703]

23. How about a half-one-way ticket? With Palin flying.

[FrenchieCat]

2. I'll carry is m*therf*cking bags.....and he won't even have to tip me!

[MindandSoul]

3. I think he deserves a police escort. . .to make sure he gets on the plane!!!

[blondeatlast]

4. Let him walk--and let's have a dedicated camera trail him. nt

[connecticut yankee]

5. I'll help him pack

[bridgit]

6. That dudes head is going to pop off his shoulders tomorrow no doubt...

You wanna hear what rabies sounds like spitting past a forked tongue tune in Limbaugh he's on the launch pad scheduled for lift off :rofl:

[saltpoint]

7. ...and Rush, don't forget your sunglasses. It's pretty sunny where

you're going, plus with the shades nobody can tell you're still on OxyContin.

[RobertSeattle]

8. GOPolean!

This was there Waterloo... Tis Good to be on Wellington's side.

[Fleshdancer]

9. My condolences to Costa Rica n/t

[RobertSeattle]

12. He'll probably soak up half their Medical GDP

[Fleshdancer]

16. at the very least, he would probably empty their oxycotin supply pretty quick

Poor Costa Rica. :(

[proud patriot]

11. he'd be far more comfortable in Somalia

[lpbk2713]

17. He might even prefer North Korea's totalitarian form of government.

But Kim Jong-il should be concerned about OxyRush trying to take over.

[Dappleganger]

14. I would never dump him upon our CR friends...

was thinking of someplace a bit drier, like Abu Dhabi.

[Swamp Rat]

15. Rush will not survive if he immigrates to Central or South America

His species cannot live in the harsh, direct sunlight and heat of the tropics.

[HopeHoops]

18. Send over a garbage truck. He can ride in the back.

[lpbk2713]

20. LOL

"Paging Mr Limbaugh. Paging Mr Limbaugh.
Your ride is here."

[peekaloo]

19. He's his own Hot Air Balloon (Buffoon).

[calimary]

21. I'll drive! My husband just had a fabulous idea! Everybody get Costa Rica travel brochures -

and send them to him!!!!

Whenya leaving, flush? When can WE flush YOU?

:evilgrin:

[conscious evolution]

24. Another idea

Start calling taxi/limo services or airport shuttle services and send them on a pick up call at his address.