The Congressional Republicans tonight remind me of a joke:

[PCIntern]

This guy takes his girlfriend home, and at the door he says, "Hey baby, how about a "goodnight fuck".

She replies: "OK, Goodnight, fuck."

...and "goodnight fuck" to you, Messrs. and Mesdames Republicans.

[Cleita]

1. LOL!

I don't know why they bothered to show up. The die was cast. They knew they would lose. None were going to vote for the bill anyway. Why didn't they just go spend Sunday on the golf course with a pitcher of martinis instead of making asses out of themselves on the TeeVee coast to coast.

[mohinoaklawnillinois]

2. Good one, from your lips to God's ear!!!

Don't forget there is still some Democrats that will vote no. My congressman Dan (DINO) Lipinski of the 3rd Illinois Congressional District is one of them...

It's too late for a primary challenger, the IL primary was February 3rd. We're stuck with this ***hole for another 2 years, but I hope someone will step forward and challenge him in 2012. We need a real Democrat in this seat, not a wimp!!!

[HopeHoops]

3. How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?

If Obama wants it changed, then none.