Commrads! Our conversion to Socialism is almost complete!

[Poiuyt]

Now we can devote all our resources to killing Christmas.

[The Straight Story]

1. We will mandate people buy presents from wal-mart

:)

[Oregone]

2. Wouldn't socialism involve eliminating the private, for-profit insurers?

[harun]

4. Sssshhhhhhh! were trying to scare Republicans.

[readmoreoften]

5. WELL THANK GOD WE DIDN'T DO THAT!!!!

:sarcasm:

[WonderGrunion]

8. Do you need the sarcasm smilie for everything?

I thought the intent of the post was obvious.

[Oregone]

12. I get the sarcasm. Its still important to emphasis it legislates a private system

[harun]

3. Workers of the world, UNITE!

[Joe the Liberal]

6. while feasting on babies......

j/k

in all seriousness, the US the furthest thing from socialism. When they pass this bill the rest of the industrialized world will say "Wow it took you this long to get health care? (facepalm)"

[LSK]

7. thats communist nazi socialists thank you very much

:P

[The Magistrate]

9. Da, Tovarish! We Have Laid The Cornerstone Of Our Socialist Utopia Today!!!!

Someone in Congress said it, so it must be true....

[Xenotime]

10. This is our new America. Gone is the old useless ways..

I feel more euphoric than I did at the election.

[Kingofalldems]

11. Next on the agenda: Gun confiscation

[Xenotime]

13. +1

[Lagomorph]

14. Yet another for profit industry is...

...permanently welded to the government.

The insurance companies get recession proof premiums, the government gets their taxes. The deficits get passed on to your unborn children and grand children.