I don't know about you, but I'm going to celebrate by having a federally funded abortion.

[Orrex]

Who's with me?

[Bolo Boffin]

1. Not me, I need my welfare check. n/t

[roguevalley]

40. Orrex, you are the bomb. :-D

LET'S HAVE A STUPAK PARTY. (a limit of twelve required of course) ;)

[Luciferous]

2. Ha!

[rurallib]

3. I would if I could but I am too old to conceive

and I am male.

[Orrex]

8. That's a quitter's attitude if ever I heard one!

[dmr]

31. We're death panel candidates

:rofl:

[RoyGBiv]

4. I'm so there ...

Apparently everyone is. Gonna be some serious abortin' going on up in this place 'fore the night's over.

[Control-Z]

5. Demand it in your ninth month

and I'll join you!

[Lost-in-FL]

6. FINALLY SOCIALISM!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO!!!

I can quit my job Monday!!! Finally!!!

[rhett o rick]

20. You made me laugh when I needed it. nm

[phylny]

7. Not only that,

I'm going to have it ON DEMAND. Even though I'm post-menopausal.

[Xenotime]

9. Great idea!

[WillyT]

10. Can I Have A Federally Funded Vascectomy ???

And a shitload of Federally Funded Viagra ???

:shrug:

[Orrex]

14. If I heard the Repubs correctly...

this bill requires the gov't to ensure a supply of Viagra for every male over the age of five.

[proud2BlibKansan]

11. Can we have a nice meal afterwards?

I also enjoy celebrating with food.

[Juche]

12. Can I pay for it with my unemployment checks?

Oh wait, they are federally funded. Yay. Now I can spend my UI on lobster and liquor.

[Fleshdancer]

13. Only if it's ON DEMAND!!!!

I prefer to demand ALL my abortions...and they must be paid for by Uncle Sam. :patriot:

[msanthrope]

ON DEMAND!!! LIKE CABLE!!!! n/t

[Fleshdancer]

23. Yep. I expect Time Warner to give me an abortion and a movie every friday night.

Does your satellite dish do THAT? I don't think so.

[marshall]

43. It's certainly cheaper than several years of disposable diapers and moist wipes!

And greener for the environment--far more biodegradable.

[nolabear]

15. I am SO damned tired of womens' bodies being used as bargaining chips.

They haven't been there, they don't know what it's like, they use us and abuse us and I despise everything they stand for.

[Orrex]

18. Yeah, it's pretty goddamned fucked up

Women don't mean shit to Repubs until the Repubs can try to cash in on a fetus.

To call it simply cynical is to miss an opportunity to call it cynical, pandering, and misogynist.

[msanthrope]

16. I'm still tired from the War on Christmas.

Seriously.....it takes a lot out of you.

[Orrex]

22. It's all about pacing yourself

During the Christmas season, I limit myself to knocking over no more than three creches on a given day.

Any more than that, and it just gets tedious.

[msanthrope]

29. I always overdo it....

I try to start small, saying "Happy Holidays" and surreptiously unplugging light displays. But then I look around and want to do more--knock over more creches, steal more lawn deer and penguins, and make file more lawsuits....

By Christmas Eve I can hardly particpate in the Black Mass. It's tiring....

[Jamastiene]

42. You should try the Black Mass Orgy version.

Black Mass Orgies always gets my strength up and invigorate me more than anything. :evilgrin:

[msanthrope]

30. I always overdo it...

I try to start small, saying "Happy Holidays" and surreptiously unplugging light displays. But then I look around and want to do more--knock over more creches, steal more lawn deer and penguins, and file more lawsuits....

By Christmas Eve I can hardly particpate in the Black Mass. It's tiring....

[Jamastiene]

41. That reminds me.

I need to have my right front CV joint checked out from running over that Christmas tree in the dark last Halloween. Hey, I started early in the War On Christmas. They started selling Christmas trees in my town a week before Halloween. I ran over the Christmas tree turning into the pharmacy 2 days before Halloween. :evilgrin:

[Tuesday Afternoon]

17. dude

I rolled another joint and cracked open another bottle of wine. cheers.

[blondeatlast]

19. I'll have a G&T with my D&C, thanks. nt

[corpseratemedia]

21. damn just spend the last of my welfare check on a couple

oh well, time to try abstinence again so I can get a free one this time..

the livin's good!

[northofdenali]

24. I am! I am going to rush out and get pregnant TONIGHT!!

Oh. Wait.

I'm 56.

Shit.

[bridgit]

25. You first ~

:spank: :hi:

[Orrex]

39. Sigh. Very well.

Leave it to me to be the trailblazer.

[W_HAMILTON]

26. Not me.

I'm a guy.

But I do plan to sign up at my local Death Panel board tomorrow morning!

[stuntcat]

27. right on

I've gotten myself fixed so it's too late :)

[graywarrior]

28. LOL!

[TZ]

32. I'm going to celebrate

By sleeping better tonight! I should be asleep but I'm pretty wound up..

[Orrex]

36. Yeah, nights like this convince me that I'm a total political geek

I was actually on the edge of my seat for the vote, even though I knew that it was basically a done deal.

[azmouse]

33. No thanks. I'm trying to cut down.

:)

[HipChick]

34. why are pasty,white men obsessed with what I do with my uterus?

[Orrex]

38. Typical female attitude.

Figures that you'd consider it "your" uterus.

Obviously, it belongs to God and to whatever man deposits his DNA in there.


Duh.

[Minimus]

35. Love this thread... thanks for the laughs!!

[nini]

37. only if we wait until we're full term!

:evilgrin:

[HopeHoops]

44. Me too - and I'm a guy.