Does Bill Kristol have his jaw wired shut? Or is he just grimacing because of the

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broomstick he's got shoved up his ass?

I just watched a video clip of him talking, and I can't decide.

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[Roland99]

1. Just like his ass, he has constipation of the mouth.Takes a lot of energy to spew shit out his mouth

[Monkeyman]

2. Ya Bro talking like that to a Military Wife with her husband in Iraq

My Foot turned side ways would work

[Redstone]

5. He's a bit prissy too, don't you think?

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[eleny]

3. My favorite photos of Kristol

:rofl:

[louis-t]

8. My favorite line from that movie (Kelly's Heroes, right?)

Don Rickles is wounded and sitting in the back of a truck. The German tank commander (pictured) is blocking their attempts to gain access to the gold in the bank. Rickles says "Make him a deal." Clint Eastwood replies "What kind of deal?" Rickles:"You know, a DEAL deal. Maybe he's a Republican." :rofl:

[eleny]

9. Yes, Kelly's Heroes

I love that line and associate it with Rickles even more than the "cookie" line he's famous for.

Another favorite - "Negative waves, Moriarity. Negative waves". :hippie:
Not a Rickles line but one that's become a house joke around here.

[Redstone]

10. What a great movie. Think I'll go see if I can rent it. It's been years since I've seen it.

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[eleny]

12. It's as priceless as ever

[louis-t]

18. That was Donald Sutherland.

"Always with the negative vibes, Moriarty." Ha!

[blogslut]

4. He's a punk

Add him the long list of punks.

[grasswire]

6. his mother, Gertrude Himmelfarb, is a specialist in Victoriana

So perhaps she was a trifle repressed in her mothering, and he still suffers from those weird baby days. That's my theory.

[Redstone]

7. Truth about his mother? If so, I think you're on to something.

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[grasswire]

16. yes

Just google her name and his.

[Redstone]

17. I'll do that, and thanks for the info. It really would explain a lot.

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[undeterred]

11. No, But that's an excellent idea.

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13. I assume you mean the jaw wiring, because the broomstick's been jammed up there

for a damn long time, apparently.

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[Gidney N Cloyd]

14. He used to have REALLY brown teeth. Maybe he developed a habit of hiding them.

[Redstone]

15. No, you can SEE his teeth when he talks; his jaw just never opens.

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[leftofthedial]

19. broomstick

but it'll be both when his fellow inmates get through with him after the tribunals