No, No, Not the Cauldron of Chaos!

[iwillalwayswonderwhy]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070501/ap_on_go_pr_wh/us_iraq

Bush, meeting in Florida with military commanders, said such an approach could turn Iraq into a "cauldron of chaos."



Has someone been reading children's stories to his lord pissypants at night?

A cauldron of chaos? Really?
Because right now it's so, so, un-chaotic? Right now, it's a vial of violence and a beaker of blood, a bowl of bodies, and a potful of panic. Put that all together and it's already a cauldron of chaos.

He disgusts me.

[JHB]

1. Isn't that a Magic(tm) card?

maybe an old Disney movie...

[k8conant]

6. Jim Henson's _The Black Cauldron_ perhaps?

Bush doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground.

[Prophet 451]

10. I thought that was Disney n/t

[RedStateShame]

2. No, a Cauldron of Chaos is one shot of everything in the bar in a bucket.

[ORDagnabbit]

3. cause its so peaceful right now..... anybody read todays doonsbury?

[HeeBGBz]

4. Is this a job for Maxwell Smart? n/t

[iwillalwayswonderwhy]

8. Shhhhh!

Only if we use the Cone of Silence.

[Screwfly]

9. Of course...Kaos is behind it!

I can't image how Maxwell Smart AND The Three Stooges could make bigger hash of things at this juncture.

[rug]

5. I thought that was his skull.

[iwillalwayswonderwhy]

7. I just spewed my coffee

I have to clean my keyboard now.

[Prophet 451]

11. I'm reminded of an old John Stewart line

"Did they just make him President or Dungeonmaster?"

[Tesha]

12. That's the title of the *EIGHTH* Harry Potter novel

In the eighth novel, Harry Potter in the Cauldron of Chaos,
after Harry's all grown up, he and Ron volunteer for Her Majesty's
Marines, get tattooed with not-quite-so-dark marks, and get their
asses shipped to Iraq.

(Hermione, on the other hand, starts sleeping with Prince Harry,
but luckily, Madam Pomfrey has given her a packet full of Guard-
isilium Tea and also some Pennyroyal and Mugwort "just in case".)

Tesha