Hippo_Tron
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Mon Mar-22-10 12:23 PM
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The Deatha Panels came to recruit me today |
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I really like how they fly around with a cloud of black smoke trailing them and have this really cool curse that pulls the plug on grandma. Not so sure about this mandatory forearm tattoo, however.
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LiberalLoner
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Mon Mar-22-10 12:36 PM
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1. But they told me it was a microchip I had to get in my forehead! They never offered |
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me the tattoo option, I wonder why not?
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Maru Kitteh
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Mon Mar-22-10 12:41 PM
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2. Put in a good word for me? I want some of that sweet government action. |
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I need to feel the power.
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DemNoir
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Mon Mar-22-10 01:02 PM
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My dream is to be on a death panelist! "another ingrown toenail this year granny? Adios!
I'll ring em up like an umpire...too many old people anyway everybody knows it
Maybe if they take a Socialist oath and renounce the holy spirit I'll give em 6 mo extension.
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Jack Rabbit
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Mon Mar-22-10 01:05 PM
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4. What? You're interviewing for claims adjuster job with United Healthcare? |
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