Opinions Please. Finish this Statement: MISSION ACCOMPLISHED ....

[L. Coyote]

I'll start with my favorite from the days when "terrorist" entered the American lexicon thanks to Ronald Reagan.

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED. The Sandinista commie terrorists did not invade Texas!

My current favorite is: MISSION ACCOMPLISHED. We doubled the price of OIL.

Let's hear your opinion about actual MISSIONS ACCOMPLISHED.

[SammyWinstonJack]

1. Mission Accomplished! War profits/profiteers abound.

[TroglodyteScholar]

5. Mission Accomplished: Now Watch This Drive

[damntexdem]

2. Mission Accomplished: over 3500 times.

Mission Accomplished: but the 'permanent' bases are crumbling.

[katty]

3. Mission Accomplished: I Am The Dictator in Chief!

[L. Coyote]

6. Excellent. I had not considered this one. Consolidation of power in the

military-industrial complex. Perhaps this needs an edit to Fearless Dictator..

FROM:

THE STATE OF CONFUSION ADDRESS
Quotes from our Fearless Liar-in-Chief, George W. Bush
http://jqjacobs.net/politics/humor/confusion.html

Forward

"I'm the commander-see, I don't need to explain-I do not need to explain why I say things. That's the interesting thing about being President."
George W. Bush, President of the United States of America

On War:

"I think war is a dangerous place."

On Terrorism:

"People say, how can I help on this war against terror? How can I fight evil? You can do so by mentoring a child; by going into a shut-in's house and say I love you."

[POAS]

4. Mission accomplished: Now

watch this drive!....heh heh heh

[JTG of the PRB]

7. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED: Don't you just love my new pants?

I mean, look at how well they fit me! Nice crease, comfortable fit, and 100% distracting from the "real" world!

[Rev. Mother Ramallo]

8. Mission Accomplished: welcome home USS Abe Lincoln!

[newyawker99]

9. Hi Rev. Mother Ramallo!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[bigwillq]

11. Hello!

Welcome to DU! :hi:

[youthere]

10. MISSION ACCOMPLISHISHED. Defense Company profits soaring.