I have some questions about this healthcare reform...

[CoffeeCat]

My grandma is not feeling well today and I'm not sure where the
new government-run, Obama-sanctioned death panels are.

Should I tell grandma to go to the ER or to her regular doctor--or are there
special government-run death-panel buildings to which I could direct her?

I agreed to drive my ailing grandma, but I am doing this on my lunch break, so
I'll only have an hour. Does anyone know if the death panels have a drive thru?

Thank you for your time.

Ok, ok...I'm illustrating the absurd, by being absurd.

However, it's important to note that healthcare reform will spark new-found respect
for Democrats; as well as a deep level of disdain and distrust for the Republican's
absurd and outrageous lies, fear mongering, hand wringing and lack of ideas.

[FiveGoodMen]

1. If the republicans wanted something and the Dems fought it but the measure passed...

The pukes could spend all day talking about how nothing bad has happened yet.

And we'd point out that it hadn't even been signed into law yet.

Let alone taking effect.

So all their crowing would be premature because the results hadn't even begun to take shape.

And we'd say, "What a bunch of idiots! Can't they even figure THAT out?"

And we'd be right.

[ChicagoSuz219]

2. LMAO! Excellent!!

I've started to rethink the whole Death Panel thing & am beginning to think we should put it in the Bill. After this past weekend, I truly believe some people are just too stupid to live... ;-)