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Tue Mar-23-10 01:14 PM
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Via FB: "This health care bill is all about FREE ABORTIONS FOR EVERYONE!!" |
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While I was responding to the other thread about "a live one" on Facebook, I got a FB update, and made my first de-friending.
An old school friend who just friended me barely two weeks ago. He warned me right off the bat that he was "very conservative" and "very Christian," and that I may not want to be his friend. Nonsense, I said, I have many Republican friends, and I don't have to bring politics into every relationship. Barely two days went by before he started sending me links to Pat Buchanan articles and some radio show by someone names Laura Roth, and all sorts of crazy tea-bagger shit. Well, he just posted: "Abortion is MURDER! SO, say hellooooo to the slaughter of the innocent! This health care bill is all about FREE ABORTIONS FOR EVERYONE!!" I responded "My first de-friending. I can tolerate a lot, but I cannot tolerate stupidity and willful ignorance. Buh-bye."
What the fuck is wrong with people? When did "Moron" become a religion?
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Tue Mar-23-10 01:16 PM
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I had a hysterectomy 20 years ago, but now I can have an abortion!!!!1
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Tue Mar-23-10 02:04 PM
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28. I'm going through perimenopause |
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Does this mean I can get one, too? Just what I've always wanted!
Do I really need to add... :sarcasm:
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Tue Mar-23-10 01:19 PM
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2. Everyone? As a gay man, how will I go about getting this? Will they write |
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me a check instead if I can't accomplish it on my own? Wait, does that mean I'm asking for 'special rights' again?
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Tue Mar-23-10 01:22 PM
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Tue Mar-23-10 02:51 PM
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32. LOL. Your check is in the mail. |
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Tue Mar-23-10 01:19 PM
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3. I don't know what to say anymore |
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Teh stoopid runs rampant.
I have posted the highlights of the bill, I have been told I'm a liar.
I have posted that there is nothing in the bill regarding abortion - no they know it's there. Where is it you dolts???
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Tue Mar-23-10 01:22 PM
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I can't wait to get a FREE abortion!!! COOL! Who doesn't want FREE STUFF?!
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Tue Mar-23-10 01:23 PM
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6. Everyone! EVERYONE! Even men! Secret clauses provide for the necessary surgery! |
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:tinfoilhat: :tinfoilhat:
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Tue Mar-23-10 01:23 PM
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7. Wow! Even better than a Blooming Onion from Outback. |
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Tue Mar-23-10 01:23 PM
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And do I get to choose the dude to knock me up?
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Tue Mar-23-10 01:24 PM
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9. I'm getting my free abortion RIGHT NOW!!!! |
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Legs are in the stirrups! Here I go!!!! Thank you Uncle Sam! :patriot:
Idiots.
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Tue Mar-23-10 01:25 PM
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I want my free abortion, regardless of the fact that I am male. Equal rights!
I mean, they are free, right?
Old men, kids, women with hysterectomies ... free abortions all the way around!
How many per year are we entitled to? ;)
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Tue Mar-23-10 01:27 PM
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11. how do i as an infertile older woman monetize my free abortion??? |
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"free abortions for everyone," huh
well i have a husband and several male friends, plus myself, who can't use our free abortions, can we just get a check for the cost of the abortion instead?
or can we set up abortion credits exchange (similar to carbon exchanges) and we can sell our free abortions to those who can use them?
seriously, people, do you really have to ask when did moron become a religion? probably the first day one man realized that the stupid people would give him money for claiming an invisible spirit told him something!!! religion, by definition, preys on the stupid and credulous
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Tue Mar-23-10 02:54 PM
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33. I like the "abortion credits exchange" idea! Seeing as I'm postmenopausal and hubby is a man... |
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... we won't be needing ours. What a great idea.
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Tue Mar-23-10 01:27 PM
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12. Textbook "so stupid it burns" |
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Free abortions for everyone? Yes, that's right...I am going to be getting myself all knocked up with my man-baby, then high-tail it out to the nearest person who will give me an abortion. Might do it 10, 12 times a week now. Then I will be laughing excitedly each time with the doctor over killing another fetus.
I had to write some sort of equally ignorant and non-reality based response to your ex FaceBook friend. Also, thanks for the reminder of why I refuse to do FaceBook. :hi:
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Tue Mar-23-10 05:04 PM
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37. You could be like the Octomom |
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Get 8 embryos implanted, and then abort them all. I see a reality TV show in here.
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Tue Mar-23-10 01:28 PM
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13. one of my facebook friends is a guy |
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i knew in the early 80s. he's now a bishop in charge of 40 churches. a few times i've debated abortion with him and his friends. our conversations have always been civil.
i said that i was an atheist and one of his friends said "knowing that makes me understand your viewpoint". he was very nice about it.
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Tue Mar-23-10 01:28 PM
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14. Free abortion? Where? Who wants to come with me? |
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You can see the first abortion performed on a woman who has no womb.
Well, it says "for everyone."
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Tue Mar-23-10 01:31 PM
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17. I am a 58-year-old male... |
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Tue Mar-23-10 01:29 PM
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15. The compromise version promises "Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others." |
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Tue Mar-23-10 01:30 PM
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16. "When did "Moron" become a religion?" |
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A long, long, very long time ago.
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Tue Mar-23-10 01:37 PM
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21. Well, it was the angel MORONI... |
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I never could figure out where that extra "M" came from...
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Tue Mar-23-10 01:42 PM
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Tue Mar-23-10 01:32 PM
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18. Can I get one? I'm male! nt |
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Tue Mar-23-10 01:36 PM
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19. Quick! Where do I sign up for MY free abortion??? |
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Of course I'm not pregnant, and at 53 that might be a little problematic, but I can always hope, right? Hey, with HCR I could get a policy that covers fertility treatments, get pregnant, and THEN go get my FREE ABORTION!!!!!
I'm so smart.
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Tue Mar-23-10 01:37 PM
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20. I'm 56 and no longer able to get pregnant - |
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does this mean that I can bank my free abortion so that my 7 year old daughter can have 2 free ones down the road - her own and mine? What happens to her father's free abortion - can we add that to her total count or can he transfer it to his daughter from his first marriage to use in case she ever needs it? So many questions and so few answers!
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Tue Mar-23-10 01:47 PM
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23. Abortions for some! Assault rifles for others! |
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Tue Mar-23-10 01:51 PM
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24. Abortions for some, small pointy flags for others! |
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Tue Mar-23-10 01:52 PM
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25. I had like three this morning. |
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I'll try to fit in at least one more before dinner.
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Tue Mar-23-10 02:02 PM
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26. Reminds me of a quote from The Simpsons: |
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Kang: Abortions for all! (crowd boos) Kodos: Abortions for sone, free tote bags for others! (crowd cheers)
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Tue Mar-23-10 02:04 PM
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27. OK everyone- start screwing *now* to qualify for the free abortions!! |
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Tue Mar-23-10 02:25 PM
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29. too bad it doesn't cover retroactive abortions.. |
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because someone's parents made a terrible mistake.
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Tue Mar-23-10 02:46 PM
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30. Oh Noes, it's the Abortion Panles, we're domed!!!!11!!!!!1!! |
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Tue Mar-23-10 02:49 PM
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31. Zowie! Where can this postmenopausal woman sign up? Let the good times roll! |
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Tue Mar-23-10 02:58 PM
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34. Atman. if you can stand it, you could sign up for FB just long enough to send him this thread... |
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There are some very good ideas in it! I mean, the "abortion credit exchange" could really have legs! Bwahahahah. :evilgrin:
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Tue Mar-23-10 03:36 PM
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35. FB sent his last response to my e-mail addy. |
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"You can't handle the truth!"
Wow. The guy really is clever. Reminds me of George Castanza's "Jerk store" comeback.
I actually wish I hadn't defriended him, just for the reason you stated; I would love to be able to link him up to this thread! Some excellent responses to TEH STOOPID!
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Tue Mar-23-10 03:46 PM
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36. Best response yet...I couldn't tell if the guy was being sarcastic, until I saw his profile |
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He's definitely "one of them" and he wasn't joking...
"Read an article yesterday about Planned Parenthood opening up shop in the schools now."
I keep getting e-mails of the responses even though I can no longer access the de-freind's FB page.
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Tue Mar-23-10 05:07 PM
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Take prayer out of the schools and put abortions in. Next thing, they'll be taking the soda pop out of the vending machines. Oh, wait....:tinfoilhat:
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