The Theocratic Ten Commandments

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I wrote this back in 2006, but the headlines make it clear that it's still relevant. I thought some here might enjoy it.

The Theocratic Ten Commandments

I
My kingdom is of this world. Because My kingdom is of this world, My servants must fight and conquer. John 18:36, SAT

II
We wrestle not against cosmic forces and wicked spirits in heavenly places, but against flesh and blood, against non-theocrats in positions of power, against all who oppose our right to rule. Ephesians 6:12, SAT

III
If it is possible, and to the extent that it is politically advantageous, force all men to live peaceably under your dominion. Romans 12:18, SAT

IV
I say to you, hate your enemies, plot against those who curse you, and call for the assassination of anyone who dares speak against you or your country. Matthew 5:44, SAT

V
This gospel of the kingdom will be preached throughout the world as binding law to all nations, and then the kingdom on earth shall come. Matthew 24:14, SAT

VI
Other sheep I have that are not of this fold; them also you must bring by force after you kill their false shepherds. And they will hear your voice, and there will be one flock. John 10:16, SAT

VII
When you pray, you shall pray before captive audiences. And if anyone objects, you shall enforce your right to do so with government power gained through politics. Matthew 6:5, SAT

VIII
Render therefore to Caesar the things that are God’s. Matthew 22:21, SAT

IX
Do unto others before they do unto you. Matthew 7:12, SAT

X
Whoever causes one of these little ones who believes in Me to sin, it would be better for him if he were moved from parish to parish. Matthew 18:6, SAT

Note: All texts are from the Standard Accessible Theocratic American National version, a doctrinally correct paraphrase, and are used by permission of the Theocratic American Lifestyle Institute for Biblically Accurate Nationalism.