If you thought Christian rock was bad before, check this out...

[Rocknrule]

http://fstdt.com/comments.asp?id=12087
"

Yo, He'll tell you what he want What He really, really want

I'll tell you what He want what He really, Really want

He wanna
He wanna
He wanna
He wanna
He wanna really, really, really wanna see lost souls saved!

If you want your future, forget your past,
If you wanna be with him, better repent your sins
Now don't go wasting his precious time
Get your act together, we could be just fine

He'll tell you what he want what he really, Really want


He wanna
He wanna
He wanna
He wanna
He wanna really, really, really wanna see lose souls saved ah!

If you wannabe His lover, You gotta go repent your sins!,
you'll live your life forever, Friendship never ends
If you wannabe his soilder, You have got to give (your life to CHRIST)
taking is too easy, but that's the way it is

What you think about that? Now you know how He feel
Say you can handle your sin, are you for real?
I won't be lying, Just give him a try
If you really love Him then He'll say good Job!

Yo, I'll tell you what He want what He really, Really want


He wanna
He wanna
He wanna
He wanna
He wanna really, really, really wanna see lose souls saved ah!

If you wannabe His lover, You gotta go repent your sins!,
you'll live your life forever, Friendship never ends
If you wannabe his soilder, You have got to give (your life to CHRIST)
taking is too easy, but that's the way it is

So here's the story from A to Z you wanna be with him, you gotta
listen carefully we got Love in the place and He loves you very much,
You got everybody here who loves you very much..
Easy sin doesn't come for free that will kill you.
and as for me, haha, i'm saved

get down on your knees and raise your hands up high
get down on your knees and raise your hands up high

If you wannabe His lover, You gotta go repent your sins!,
you'll live your life forever, Friendship never ends
If you wannabe his soilder, You have got to give (your life to CHRIST)
taking is too easy, but that's the way it is

If you wanna be his lover, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta,
you gotta, you gotta, repent, accept, his son, thats it

get down on your knees and raise your hands up high
get down on your knees and raise your hands up high (uh uh)
get down on your knees and raise your hands up high
la la la la la la la

If you wanna be his lover"

After reading this, I didn't know whether to :rofl: or :puke:

[windy252]

1. Please tell me you're making that up n/t

[Rocknrule]

3. I wish I could

[LiberalFighter]

2. I vote for

:puke: with some :crazy:

[SammyWinstonJack]

4. Ah geeze!

:puke: How disturbing is that?

[BlueJazz]

5. Simple-Minded Music for Simple-Minded People

:)

[BlooInBloo]

16. Bam.

[rhiannon55]

6. Oh, dear...

I wanna
I wanna
I wanna
I wanna
I wanna really, really, really wanna :puke:

[dave_p]

7. awesome

It's a :rofl:

Get down on your knees and raise your hands up high (all together now) UH UH!

Thank goodness there's no law against such things... is there?

[porphyrian]

8. They're selling Jesus again, apparently for whoring. - n/t

[magellan]

9. So Christ is just some guy who wants love

...and in return he'll do stuff for you, but if you don't love him he'll make you suffer.

I had a boyfriend like that once. I think he went to prison.

[IllLib]

10. Think I'll put on some Ozzy Osbourne to clear my head.

:headbang:

[Initech]

11. It's not nearly as bad as... Christian parody rock!

I'm not making this up - check out the Apologetix:

http://www.apologetix.com

[Rocknrule]

12. Parodying should be left up to Weird Al only

[Initech]

13. That it should.

But read the lyrics, they are quite unintentionally hilarious.

[Rocknrule]

14. I can't help but be reminded of the South Park episode

where Cartman forms a Christian rock band

Christian rock does tend to have some unintentionally homoerotic lyrics
Also, the thought that a teenage guy likes the Spice Girls is disturbing beyond words. I thought their fanbase was limited to 9-year old girls.

[Initech]

15. Yes!!! Faith + 1!

:rofl:

[kineneb]

17. "Christian" + rock= ughh

(Church musician here) aaaaggghhh, gaaak, urp.

kineneb: providing the best in church organ music from the Renaissance to the early 19th century.

Now back to my regularly scheduled Bach, Frescobaldi, Boyce, etc. Now if the church would just get a real organ (with pedalboard), instead of the stupid electronic keyboard...