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PCIntern Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-01-07 06:44 PM
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Tweety looks terrible!!!1 Multiple choice question:
Edited on Tue May-01-07 06:46 PM by PCIntern
Even thru the pancake makeup, he's developed Bush-like blotches, looks quite haggard, has developed lines where he lacked them in the not-too-distant past, and his hair has thinned dramatically. Further, his neck bears no small resemblance to a chicken, and he is more irascible than usual.

This has occurred principally due to the fact that:

A. His diabetes is prematurely aging him

B. Alcohol consumption is prematurely aging him.

C. The demon grows within him.

D. Olbermann's ratings are causing a reactive depression.

E. A & B

F. All of the above.
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malaise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-01-07 06:45 PM
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1. I'll take
F for $2000 Alex :D
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babylonsister Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-01-07 06:45 PM
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2. According to Tweety, he stopped drinking years ago.
:shrug:
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Lex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-01-07 06:48 PM
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9. He really shouldn't be drinking if he's diabetic.
/soapbox

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lynnertic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-01-07 06:45 PM
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3. too much tainted chicken?
n/t
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IChing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-01-07 06:45 PM
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4. G.-----not enough Pot
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SoFlaJet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-01-07 06:45 PM
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5. I don't think he drinks anymore
oh yea, I choose "A"
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Kutjara Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-01-07 06:45 PM
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6. Those who submit to the Dark Side of the Force...
...undergo shocking physical changes.
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musette_sf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-01-07 06:46 PM
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7. it's the malaria! n/t
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Gabi Hayes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-01-07 06:47 PM
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8. F, of course, and FFFFF him!
did you see him try to argue that dumbo holds the trump card in the veto fiasco, because it's to his advantage that the dems are keeping the troops from getting their armor, materiel, food, etc., as opposed to the other way around?

amazing

at least McMahon called him on that

and, too be fair and balanced, he was pretty hard on that cretin Blackwell
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Mend Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-01-07 06:51 PM
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10. shrub hasn't strapped on his codpiece lump in a while and the old
Edited on Tue May-01-07 06:54 PM by Mend
photo that tweety has of him is getting worn out...all the rubbing and drool.
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laststeamtrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-01-07 07:05 PM
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13. Do you mean this picture? (Ick alert)
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PCIntern Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-01-07 06:55 PM
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11. For a bonus and a shot from our mystery gunner:
Tweety has not referenced his orgasm over Bush on the USS Abraham Lincoln a.k.a. Codpiece Day. This is because he:

A. Is senile

b. Is revisionist

C. Is a hypocrite

D. Is a tool of the RW Military Industrial Complex.

E. ALL of the above.
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rocktivity Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-01-07 06:59 PM
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12. He hasn't been himself since he had to co-anchor the election with Keith
I thought he looked unwell even that night, but I attributed it to overwork, distress at "the blue tsunami," and having his thunder stolen by Keith, LOL!

:headbang:
rocknation
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