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Tue May-01-07 06:44 PM
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Tweety looks terrible!!!1 Multiple choice question: |
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Edited on Tue May-01-07 06:46 PM by PCIntern
Even thru the pancake makeup, he's developed Bush-like blotches, looks quite haggard, has developed lines where he lacked them in the not-too-distant past, and his hair has thinned dramatically. Further, his neck bears no small resemblance to a chicken, and he is more irascible than usual.
This has occurred principally due to the fact that:
A. His diabetes is prematurely aging him
B. Alcohol consumption is prematurely aging him.
C. The demon grows within him.
D. Olbermann's ratings are causing a reactive depression.
E. A & B
F. All of the above.
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Tue May-01-07 06:45 PM
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Tue May-01-07 06:45 PM
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2. According to Tweety, he stopped drinking years ago. |
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Tue May-01-07 06:48 PM
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9. He really shouldn't be drinking if he's diabetic. |
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Tue May-01-07 06:45 PM
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3. too much tainted chicken? |
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Tue May-01-07 06:45 PM
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5. I don't think he drinks anymore |
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Tue May-01-07 06:45 PM
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6. Those who submit to the Dark Side of the Force... |
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...undergo shocking physical changes.
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Tue May-01-07 06:46 PM
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Tue May-01-07 06:47 PM
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8. F, of course, and FFFFF him! |
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did you see him try to argue that dumbo holds the trump card in the veto fiasco, because it's to his advantage that the dems are keeping the troops from getting their armor, materiel, food, etc., as opposed to the other way around?
amazing
at least McMahon called him on that
and, too be fair and balanced, he was pretty hard on that cretin Blackwell
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Tue May-01-07 06:51 PM
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10. shrub hasn't strapped on his codpiece lump in a while and the old |
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Edited on Tue May-01-07 06:54 PM by Mend
photo that tweety has of him is getting worn out...all the rubbing and drool.
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Tue May-01-07 07:05 PM
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13. Do you mean this picture? (Ick alert) |
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Tue May-01-07 06:55 PM
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11. For a bonus and a shot from our mystery gunner: |
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Tweety has not referenced his orgasm over Bush on the USS Abraham Lincoln a.k.a. Codpiece Day. This is because he:
A. Is senile
b. Is revisionist
C. Is a hypocrite
D. Is a tool of the RW Military Industrial Complex.
E. ALL of the above.
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Tue May-01-07 06:59 PM
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12. He hasn't been himself since he had to co-anchor the election with Keith |
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I thought he looked unwell even that night, but I attributed it to overwork, distress at "the blue tsunami," and having his thunder stolen by Keith, LOL!
:headbang: rocknation
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