The black commie Nazi did it! Mark Morford

[madokie]

Did anyone punch anyone? Was there any actual blood? I think I might've missed it.

Did Pelosi kick John Boehner in the testicles and then run away laughing before a screeching Virginia Foxx grabbed her by the hair, pulled her to the floor and punched her in the kidneys?

Did just about everyone on the House floor bitch-slap Bart Stupak -- who should right now vanish of the face of the earth forevermore, you simpering mealworm -- while Rahm Emmanuel head-butted Harry Reid, even as both burned a sneering Newt Gingrich doll in effigy? I might've been dreaming.

Did Obama finally strut in like a prize-fighter, like a Muay Thai boxer, bruised and exhausted after a solid year of this insane, polarizing BS, the viciousness of which even he never imagined? Did he deliver a dazzling barrage of calm, swift kicks to the heads of bitchy Repubs and nervous Dems alike, as everything devolved into a violent, smoke-filled melee of broken glass and shattered dentures, with little Joe Lieberman whimpering in the corner, rocking back and forth, wondering whatever happened to his integrity?

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2010/03/24/notes032410.DTL

[madokie]

1. I'm going to have to kick this for one more time time down the list

:kick:

[Kadie]

2. .

:kick:

K&R

[calimary]

3. I love Mark Morford!

Kick!

And I LOVE this part, too:

Verily, health care reform will go down in history for many things -- Catholic nuns kicking ass, Ted Kennedy not having to roll in his grave, Democrats actually vaguely unifying -- but few are as amusing as the creation of the silliest political movement in recent American history, the Tea Party, a group barely cognizant of what it even stands for, with zero grasp of the history it's named after, who nevertheless will doubtlessly grab every tax benefit, housing subsidy, COBRA extension, Restoration Act moneys and (now) health care benefit that evil socialist Obama hands to them and their sniveling home states, even as they spit tobacco juice in his face. Adorable.

Read more: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2010/03/24/notes032410.DTL#ixzz0j7CwhKmM

Like that asshole exhorting people to break windows at Dem congressional offices - so Dems will "get the message" before the delivery system must inevitably devolve from bricks to firearms - and he's evidently collecting disability checks every month - from the gummint he so hates.

[SalviaBlue]

4. K&R for Morford!!

Thanks for posting

[quiet.american]

5. K&R nt

[cilla4progress]

6. I think perhaps this great divide is due in part to

1) the disassembling of the American public education system;
2) the widening gulf between the wealthy and educated (esp. access to college) and those without
3) "the media" - of course, Fox. But this is not an explanation in itself, only an embodiment of something else...the visceral dark side of human nature? the devil?

I would love to read others' ideas!

[Cybergata]

7. This dismantaling of the KKK, and . . .

those lost Klaners needing a new place to share hatred with other.

[cilla4progress]

8. Could very well be!