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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-24-10 10:05 AM
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Mad Anne Coldter's speaking career petering out, eyeballing career change.
Test pilot for a broom factory? Crash Test Dummy? I report YOU decide!
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GodlessBiker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-24-10 10:11 AM
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1. She could sit at a table and de-nib peanuts.
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leftofcool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-24-10 10:17 AM
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2. Isn't she an unemployed lawyer?
She could join Oily Tazer's law firm.
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Mz Pip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-24-10 10:19 AM
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3. Maybe she could be
a dental assistant for Oily. I'd love it for her to have to clean out someone elses mouth.
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Poll_Blind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-24-10 10:20 AM
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4. I hope she stays in her current, deeply flagging career, continutally struggling....
...in vain to continue to be relevant. Eventually descending into a penniless crazy-prophet-on-a-street-corner existence, she will one day be found dead outside a Florida Starbuck's in her 70's and when the responding officer shakes her shoulder to rouse her, may her dead mouth loll open and little crabs scuttle out.

PB
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lunatica Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-24-10 10:22 AM
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5. Mime trying to get out of an invisible box
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FSogol Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-24-10 10:32 AM
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6. She has the dummy part down. How about: Door shim? Shoe horn? Table leveller?
:shrug:
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TheCowsCameHome Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-24-10 10:33 AM
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7. Back to turning tricks at truck stops.
How the mighty have fallen.
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Jeff In Milwaukee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-24-10 10:36 AM
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8. I have many friends who are truckers and I think they would resent the implication (nt)
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TheCowsCameHome Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-24-10 10:43 AM
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11. I never said she'd make any money off if it.
:rofl:

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MindandSoul Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-24-10 10:40 AM
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9. Well. . .Fox News would be a good fit. . .but she is too ugly!
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Ozymanithrax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-24-10 10:41 AM
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10. Male Prostitute...
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bamacrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-24-10 10:45 AM
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12. Just if Mr. Ed were still on she could be Eds stunt double.
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Th1onein Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-24-10 01:21 PM
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17. OMG!
THAT'S who she looks like! You hit it right on the head!
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Wickerman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-24-10 10:50 AM
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13. She could marry Dennis Miller
and the two of them could live on love.
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TheCowsCameHome Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-24-10 10:59 AM
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14. Just as long as they don't reproduce..........
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-24-10 11:02 AM
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15. Boil Sucker? or
Wound Licker in the circumcision ward?

Deputy Plumber's Blow up Doll?

Sarah Palin's running mate in 20000012?

Stunt Double For Dave Vitter's Blow Up Doll?

Stunt Double for Barbarian Barbie's Blow Up Doll?

Jon McCain's love slave?

All of the above?
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The Genealogist Donating Member (495 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-24-10 11:03 AM
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16. Election official in charge of tracking down illegal voters?
:rofl:
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