Contrary1
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Wed Mar-24-10 08:46 PM
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Poll: Majority Favor Earlier Bedtime for McCain (Borowitz) |
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:wow: WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) – In the wake of several cranky public utterances by Arizona’s senior senator in recent days, a new poll shows that a majority of Americans favor an earlier bedtime for John McCain.
Fifty-two percent of those surveyed strongly agreed with the statement, “When John McCain says he doesn’t want to serve in the Senate even though he is running for re-election it makes me think he missed his nap.”
When asked which other public figures appear to be staying up past their bedtime, forty-one percent named Newsweek’s Howard Fineman.
Respondents strongly agreed with the statement, “When Howard Fineman starts going on about how Barack Obama is like a Kenyan long-distance runner it makes me think he should already be in his pajamas.”
In other news, Vice President Joe Biden said he regretted his most recent caught-on-mic comment, “John Boehner can bite my big fat throbbing cock.”
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Wed Mar-24-10 08:47 PM
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1. ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Wed Mar-24-10 08:48 PM
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2. Now that the Matlock marathon is over, maybe he'll get more rest. Nice of |
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John Kyl to let him stay up past his bedtime to watch it though.
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Wed Mar-24-10 09:20 PM
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3. This guy is a riot, lol. nt |
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