LuckyTheDog
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Thu Mar-25-10 12:15 PM
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OMG! IRS agents kicked in my door and demanded to see my health insurance papers! |
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Then they took my guns!
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Thu Mar-25-10 12:17 PM
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1. And they made me marry a gay homosexual! |
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And they made me let an illegal Mexican move into my spare bedroom.
Damn them!
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Thu Mar-25-10 12:34 PM
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14. did they make you get an abortion yet? nt |
Atman
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Thu Mar-25-10 12:17 PM
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2. Did he have a Census Gestapo with him??? |
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LOL...if it wasn't so sad.
People are morans.
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Thu Mar-25-10 12:17 PM
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and who was death paneled?
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Thu Mar-25-10 12:18 PM
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4. Me too. I'm typing this from a FEMA camp on a computer made from soup cans. nt |
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Thu Mar-25-10 12:18 PM
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5. Man, I HATE when that happens. |
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But the dog ate them so they didn't get away with anything.
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Thu Mar-25-10 12:18 PM
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6. I assume they got little Elian out of the closet while they were there |
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took all your bibles and forced someone to have an abortion, too.
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Thu Mar-25-10 12:23 PM
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7. OMG! Did they force you to have a French, gay socialist abortion, too?! |
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Thu Mar-25-10 12:25 PM
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8. And we're going to do it again and again, Comrade! |
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Your counter-revolutionary tendencies have been duly noted.
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Thu Mar-25-10 12:30 PM
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Thu Mar-25-10 12:26 PM
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9. That was me (sorry)...It was my first day in the 'squads and we were told to... |
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...get our door-kicking down for the big White Roundup. I had just come back on duty after breastfeeding from a pitbull at The Olive Garden and I think I had an allergic reaction to the milk or something because my circumcision scar flared up and I just lost it.
Again, sorry about any inconvenience- for now.
PB
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Thu Mar-25-10 12:26 PM
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10. Posting this from a whites-only "re-education" camp. |
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Thu Mar-25-10 12:28 PM
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11. Did they take money out of your wallet and give it to some black people for reparations? n/t |
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Thu Mar-25-10 12:31 PM
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13. Mission Accomplished! |
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You are most welcome. :toast:
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Thu Mar-25-10 12:35 PM
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15. What did you expect in Armageddon |
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Thu Mar-25-10 12:45 PM
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Thu Mar-25-10 12:41 PM
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marry a horse with JD Hayworth as witness.
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Thu Mar-25-10 12:41 PM
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17. Did they kill your grandparents? |
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Thu Mar-25-10 12:42 PM
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18. With the confiscated guns? (nt) |
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Thu Mar-25-10 12:44 PM
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19. They're forcing me to put unisex bathrooms in my house! And they fluoridated |
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all the bottled drinking water in my backyard Y2K shelter!
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Thu Mar-25-10 12:44 PM
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20. At least you were spared the dreaded |
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Thu Mar-25-10 12:54 PM
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22. Did they make you eat the fruitcake? Was it yellow? |
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