Condom Maker Ranks States By, Well, Size

[The Straight Story]

Condom Maker Ranks States By, Well, Size
New Hampshire Orders Biggest Condoms


If you've ever wondered which state's men have the largest average penis size, a maker of custom-fit condoms has your answer.

Condomania says that data from its customers shows that men in New Hampshire order the largest sizes.

Oregon, New York, Indiana and Arizona, in that order, were the other states in the top 5. (50 state ranking)

The company also released a ranking of cities. New Orleans was on top, followed by Washington, D.C.; San Diego, New York City and Phoenix. (Ranking of 25 big cities)

Condomania said it developed the rankings from sales data. Since 2004, the company has sold its TheyFit condoms, which come in 76 sizes.

http://www.clickorlando.com/health/22951135/detail.html

[guitar man]

1. Well then

I guess everything ISN'T bigger in Texas, now is it?

:rofl:

[The Straight Story]

2. I think they ride bare back there

:evilgrin:

[guitar man]

4. ROFL!!

I just loved seeing Oklahoma up the list a ways from Texas! :rofl:

[dashrif]

30. Yes

its grand

[HopeHoops]

13. You know about the Texas teabagger who went to the 7-11 to buy condoms?

He picked up a package that was marked $1.99 and took it to the register. The clerk said, "That will be $2.15".

The teabagger got mad, fingering his gun, and said, "Dang nabbit, it say a buck ninedy-niner on tha packerge."

The clerk calmly replied, "True, the condoms are $1.99, but there's a charge of 16 cents for the tax."

The teabagger looked confused, and then a light bulb went on, "Well, shit. So THAT's how you keep the dang things on!"





Think about it if you didn't get it right away.

[ChairmanAgnostic]

16. we got the point.

as it were.

[guitar man]

21. !!

an oldie but a goodie! :rofl:

[marmar]

3. Just when you've think you've read the most absolutely absurd story possible....

Along comes this.

[The Straight Story]

7. Maybe on the next census they will get more info to help along studies like this

;)

[gkhouston]

22. Oh, yeah, I can just imagine canvassing door to door and asking people their

condom size. :rofl:

[Robb]

39. I smell DU Demographics poll 2.0!

:D

[JBoy]

5. Top 3 are NH. OR and NY. Blue states.

6 of the bottom 7 are Red states.

[juajen]

41. Well, now we know why they're so angry all the time. NT

[ecstatic]

6. My research does not support their findings

:hide:

[madinmaryland]

8. That hardly seems fair!!

:D

[TeeYiYi]

9. Utah is 49th...hahahaha nt

TYY

[Spike89]

10. As an Oregonian, I'm swelling with pride

It's a huge honor to be firmly in the top five.

[LWolf]

28. .

:rofl:

And NOW, what will be the first thing I'm wondering about all the men I interact with at work and in the community?

[gkhouston]

11. They order them, that doesn't mean they *use* them.

I think New Hampshire is suffering from "small state syndrome" and orders condoms that are um, optimistically scaled. :P

[Uncle Joe]

12. Isn't Wyoming; Dead eye Dick's home?

Maybe he's bringing down their average?:shrug:

[The Straight Story]

14. Alaska is near the bottom, poor poor palin (nt)

[Spike89]

19. To be fair, the cold can cause shrinkage n/t

[Gidney N Cloyd]

15. Hard to believe DC has only the SECOND biggest dicks. nt

[Duer 157099]

17. 76 sizes? Really?

76? What, they come in millimeter increments?

[The Straight Story]

18. Sizes go from "uh...what is that?" to "OMG"

:rofl:

[brendan120678]

33. Length and girth...

sort of like mens' pant sizes.

[BlooInBloo]

20. Collated by Obama win/loss election results, summary stats....

Average rank of Obama state: 22nd
Average rank of Crazy Old Man state: 29th

7 of top 10 went for Obama.
6 of bottom 10 went for McCain.

Just sayin....

:P

[pipi_k]

23. There's a large moose population in New Hampshire...

just sayin'

[safeinOhio]

24. custom fit?

Wonder if they'll make them for sharp bends. War injury.

:nuke:

[chollybocker]

25. Oddly enough, these are the same places where women walk 'kinda funny.'

Just sayin'. ;)

[quinnox]

26. As one of the top states

I am afraid to say I'm not helping the average here, lol. Ah well.

[LWolf]

27. I never wondered until you brought it up.

:spank:

[The Straight Story]

37. I never wondered until someone studied it - I need a job like that

:)

[thelordofhell]

29. Born, raised, and live in Phoenix, Arizona

You're welcome ladies.

:grouphug:

[Robeysays]

36. hahahaha

hhahahahahahahahaha

[Shell Beau]

31. I guess we are just average here in MS.

Oh well. At least we aren't last like usual.

[LostInAnomie]

32. They must have thrown out some pretty extreme outliers.

Because I would have brought Indiana's average WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY down.

:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

[Donnachaidh]

34. Did they also check those states for the amount of Extenze purchased?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ExtenZe

Bet NH has tons of subscribers. Does *Bob* from that wretched commercial live in NH?

[GumboYaYa]

35. WooHoo another thing where New Olreans is the best.....

The best food, the best music, the best architecture, the best football team and now this. It is good to be from the Big Easy.

[Arctic Dave]

38. This isn't fair. IT GETS COLD IN ALASKA!

We get shrinkage. :D

[branders seine]

40. So if you're ever looking for a good hang...

[cynatnite]

42. Anyone notice that Dick's state, Wyoming, is ranked last?

:rofl:

[BreweryYardRat]

43. Look at all those red states at the bottom of the list.

Confirms what we already suspected, doesn't it?

[TheMightyFavog]

44. Why does it not surprise me that Utah is 49th?

I guess Moromns aren't that well hung...

[Fleshdancer]

45. has anyone heard of Condomania?

Maybe it's because I've been married for more than a decade, but I've never heard of this brand.

[pitohui]

46. tee hee "new orleans was on top"

i look forward to reading this on the front page of the tipsy tomorrow

we won the superbowl AND our boys are bigger than yr boys

[Caretha]

47. Wow!

I'm impressed, I had no idea there were more condom sizes than bra sizes.

Color me skeptical, and I almost hate to say it, but I've had my fair samplin' and you guys are just not that unique. :)

[Yavin4]

48. The Last 6 States on their List Went for McCain

Whereas 5 of the top 6 went for Obama, the exception being AZ which went for their native son.

That explains a lot now doesn't it.

[Contrary1]

49. Indiana doesn't surprise me...

Pricks don't come any bigger than Mitch Daniels and Mike Pence.