"Well, you know, they weren't really shots *at* my office or even *near* my office..."

[Tommy_Carcetti]

"But you know, I'm pretty sure somewhere in the world at sometime last week, someone was shooting a gun, and you know, I bet they were firing it because they didn't like me..."

"Well, maybe they didn't actually *shoot* their gun, or even *own* a gun, but I'm pretty darn sure they were thinking if they had a gun about possibly, maybe, perhaps shooting it...."

[HopeHoops]

1. "THE SKY IS FALLING! THE SKY IS FALLING!"

(said in Cantor's squeaky-toy voice)

[Tommy_Carcetti]

3. "Okay, so maybe they weren't thinking of shooting *guns* per se..."

"....but you know, their minds and their opinions acted like guns, and come on, in the end, was there really a difference?"

[Cetacea]

2. More like, "FAIR AND BALANCED PLEASE"

His story is now top of the news. By tomorrow it will be all about how both sides need to calm down. Neutralization accomplished.

[Kingofalldems]

4. I don't get it.

[Mira]

5. Inglorious Bastards N/T

[sakabatou]

6. Cantor's doing a Parlock

[deutsey]

7. That's what I was thinking. n/t