PCIntern "quite probably" victim of attack...

[PCIntern]

Three weeks ago, a Flash Mob (see Philly.com) erupted at The Gallery, some ten blocks away from PCIntern's dental office. Knowing that these miscreants were headed his way, he locked his doors and drew his blinds to no avail. The mob continued to approach 16th and Chestnut and 16th and Sansom Streets, all the while screaming and calling out loudly. Knowing that he might be doomed, PCIntern hid under some C-Fold towel cases in his supply room, and it was fortunate that he did.

For after the Mob was dispersed by Law enforcement Agents, PCIntern noticed scratches on the doorknob leading to his suite of offices which could only have been caused by hordes of individuals attempting to kill him. When police stated that the marks on the doorknob had most likely not been caused by the Flash Mob, PCIntern replied that that knob has been in use for nearly thirty years and he never ever saw those scratches before, thus an investigation would be warranted. Clearly, the House passage of the Health Care Reform Bill weeks later was to blame for this incident, since not only did Facebook provide the vehicle for the transmission of coordinates for the mob to riot, but several people predicted the passage of the bill.

The police took a statement and left the premises. PCIntern now sits and shudders quietly behind double-locked doors, awaiting his fate.

[UndertheOcean]

1. Sorry , I guess you are a Doctor ? and work at an abortion clinic.

maybe the clinic can hire security guards , if only for a few months

[dixiegrrrrl]

4. You did not read the first sentence, even, did ya?

[UndertheOcean]

7. I did , I must have skipped the word "Dental" ... plus what is the motive of attacking dentist ?

huh ?

[tblue37]

8. It's a parody of the nonsense that Cantor is spewing about

being targeted for violence by some supporter of HCR.

[malaise]

9. Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

:rofl:

[PCIntern]

11. Wow, man...

THAT'S ALL I HAVE TO SAY.

Wow.

[malaise]

13. That's all you need to say

:fistbump:

[zbdent]

12. I heard that there had been a bunch of angry parents attacking the office of a podiatrist ...

one of the members of the angry mob said "It's disgusting ... the child molester is actually ADVERTISING IT!!!"

;)

[Lone_Star_Dem]

6. .

Flash Mob

[Bluebear]

2. I believe somebody threw a rock into the air and it hit your doorknob on the way down.

Thus scratching it. You are in serious danger, and I am betting that liberals are behind this travesty.

[PCIntern]

3. This really IS a big fucking deal...

Fucking liberals...always throwing rocks.

[dixiegrrrrl]

5. If I were, I would call Cantor for advice, just to be on the safe side.

:evilgrin:

[Poll_Blind]

10. For the inevitable insertion into history books, this should be referred to as the Mob Knob Job.

I was actually offered something similar in Amsterdam in the late 90's, for anywhere between 50 and 150 guilders- depending on how big a mob I wanted.

PB