badgerpup
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Wed May-02-07 01:33 AM
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Bush Has One Of Those Days ... |
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...Where He Feels Like 68 Percent Of People Hate Him
WASHINGTON, DC—In an East Room press conference Tuesday, President Bush told reporters that he had the "sneaking feeling" that 68 percent of the U.S. population hated his guts that day.
"Maybe it's just me, but when I woke up this morning, it really seemed like 60 percent of men and 77 percent of women didn't want to have anything to do with me," Bush said. "I'm even getting the feeling that nearly two out of every three people who identify themselves as devout Christians—people who usually love me—are giving me the cold shoulder lately."
Though Bush admitted he found it "disquieting" that more than two-thirds of the country thinks he is not the right man to lead the nation, he assured the public that he "won't let it affect the way (he does his) job in any way." ********************
And yes, folks, this IS from the May 2nd issue of The Onion...
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Wed May-02-07 01:39 AM
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...the REAL Bush thinks that everyone in the US feels he's the bestest President in the entire world, and Rove and Cheney do nothing to convince him otherwise.
Oh well...
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Wed May-02-07 02:05 AM
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Wed May-02-07 04:30 PM
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3. shameless kickety-kick |
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...cos some sweet-body gave me a vote...:hug:
And cos I likes The Onion lots and lots...:bounce:
:kick:
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