Laser Pointer Aimed Toward Space In 1997 Finally Annoying Planet 13 Light-Years Away

[Pharaoh]

ZORAXION CITY, IMPERIAL HOMEWORLD—A laser pointer directed at the night sky by a young human in 1997 has finally reached the home planet of the Zoraxian race and is "annoying the hell out of everybody," sources on the alien planet reported Tuesday. "What is that irritating dot?" Zoraxian Emperor Fi'ar Shal Shoka communicated in a telepathic message delivered to the outer edges of the Throndastural Sands. "It's pointed right at my facial genitalia. This is so embarrassing." At press time, irritated Zoraxian military personnel were hard at work building a giant megalaser designed to incinerate the source planet of the irritation.


http://www.theonion.com/articles/laser-pointer-aimed-toward-space-in-1997-finally-a,17031/

[damyank913]

1. Dude, ease up on the shrooms...

Facial genitalia?:rofl:

[Wizard777]

2. Oh yeah! Then we'll build a laser that will allow us to write Kilroy Was Here all over their planet.

Trying to figure out who Kilroy is will make them insane. Those Zoraxians don't know what annoying really is. Just wait until we force them to listen to KISS until their ears bleed all over their facial genitals. :wow:


:rofl:

[panzerfaust]

3. As with AGW we will know, unequivocally, in a few years if this be true.

I put my money on AGW, but do have doubts about the megalaser.

[Cirque du So-What]

4. Is this a true story?

When it concerns those teabag-faced Zoraxians, you just never know, so it's hard to separate fact from satire. K THX.

[Cetacea]

5. LOL

[pipi_k]

6. Wait till they start getting the TV broadcasts

of Dubya from 2001 and on...

You think the Zoraxians are pissed off now??




:nuke:

[rug]

7. Facial genitalia sounds like a real timesaver.

[DavidDvorkin]

8. Best reply!

[Nothing Without Hope]

10. URK!!! Respiratory eversion!!!

Thanks for the laugh!

[WillyT]

11. Gives New Meaning To "I Need A Little Face Time With You.", Doesn't It ???

:evilgrin:

:hide:

:hi:

[taterguy]

9. Why have I never heard of the Zoraxian race?

I'm pretty knowledgeable about the cosmos and the name is completely new to me.