Haik U Glenn Beck - care to give it a try?

[Bunny]

http://www.haikuglennbeck.com/

nazis and commies
fought a long and bloody war
who knew they were pals?


Screw social justice
Where was it when I, Glenn Beck
Was ROBBED of prom king?


Ranting, raving hate
You set the tone so nicely
inciting wing-nuts


Who knew that chalkboards,
Scribbled on by a jackass,
Could be so harmful?

Some pretty good stuff there!

[MineralMan]

1. Hmm...

Face on the TV,
All tears and mad screeching rants.
The Fox shows its teeth.

[samplegirl]

2. Very good!

[Warpy]

3. Oh, too easy

An old drunk finds god
But alcohol masked madness!
God must love crazies.

Violent hate speech
But words don't hurt anyone!
Watch out, liberals!

Ignorance, hatred
Ugly twins of far right thought
Are killing us all.

George Gobel's "pea soup"
Combined with Metro's Lion
"Vitamin H!" Stat!

[Ikonoklast]

4. OK, here goes...

Man cries on the tube
pointless irrational rants
make me laugh out loud


Fake outrage for hire
fools only the gullible
ignorant and proud

[Sheepshank]

5. Haiku can be so cerebral

I can't muster the mental energy to haiku Glenn Beck. But I could throw together a limmerick ;)

There once was a man named Beck
Who was a mormon, ”What the heck!”
He cried while he wrote
With wisdom caught in his throat
Twasn’t wisdom at all
But a lying, freak out, onion manufactured overwraught reaction to his own made up anecdote

Somthing's off with the metering lol

[awoke_in_2003]

6. blackboard of crazy

and vicks induced tears streaming
crazy shithouse rat

[Brickbat]

7. Master of chalkboard lies / take it to logical end / you've drawn the ovals.

*gong strikes*