Borowitz re the new Lying Czar position opening in the Office of the Unitary Executive.

[lonestarnot]

www.Borowitzreport.com

White House Seeks Lying Czar
Would Coordinate Distortions about Iraq, Afghanistan
The White House in recent weeks has been quietly searching for candidates for the position of “lying czar,” a high-level administrator who would oversee all distortions and misrepresentations about the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, a White House source confirmed today.
News of the administration’s search for a “lying czar” raised eyebrows in official Washington, where many insiders believe that the White House already has enough personnel to handle the creation and dissemination of war-related lies.
Specifically, many insiders wonder why an administration that already has advisor Karl Rove and Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice would also need a “lying czar.”
“The Bush administration has a lot of world-class manpower, lying-wise,” one insider said. “This whole ‘lying czar’ thing seems like an unnecessary layer of bureaucracy.”



For the end, see the link above. :):hi:

[rkc3]

1. Did we hang Baghdad Bob? Has any one asked him about his interest

in this position?

[C_U_L8R]

2. This is a job for Czar Czar