Borowitz: In Turnabout, Michael Steele Calls Same-sex Unions “Incredibly Hot”

[Contrary1]

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GOP Chairman Changes Positions

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) - In what appears to be a reversal of a long-standing GOP position, RNC chair Michael Steele said today that he considered same-sex unions "incredibly hot, especially when the girls are getting it on in a glass case."

When asked if his comment meant that the GOP now favored same-sex marriage, Mr. Steele clarified his position: "If we're talking about two hot lesbian girls simulating marriage in a glass case, yes, I am very much into that sort of thing."

Mr. Steele denied that he had changed positions on same-sex union issue, but added, “There’s nothing wrong with changing positions if you like the new one better.”

The GOP chairman could not be reached for further comment, as a spokesman for Mr. Steele said he was all tied up.

Other Republicans were critical, however, about the GOP chairman’s authorizing close to $2000 for a night out at a Los Angeles sex club, including Sen. John Ensign (R-Nevada): "Why spend that kind of money for something you can see in my office for free?"

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1. lol

[tk2kewl]

2. K&R

[Kaleva]

3. LOL!

"...especially when the girls are getting it on in a glass case."

[veganlush]

4. heeheehee..!

:evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin:

[Blackhatjack]

5. This comment by Steele will doom him with the RW Conservative Fundie Base of the GOP...

.... Guaranteed.

It will be a miracle if he survives to head the party through the 2010 elections.

[DCKit]

6. Psssssssttttt.... It's satire.

But probably a whole lot closer to what they actually believe - but only as long as it's gurls. Of course, that doesn't explain their obsession with "Teh Gay".

[4_TN_TITANS]

9. Who can blame you for falling for this?

It's anybody's guess what's going to come out of Steele's mouth next.

[Blackhatjack]

10. Do you think the RW Conservative Fundie Base will get that? LOL

They never liked Steele from day one, and they believe what they need to believe to fit in with their world view.

[SpiralHawk]

7. Republicon "positions" are usually wide-stance, and diaper-clad

They really got the Moral Superiority Family Values thingy going on...with Papal Pettyphile approval no doubt

[Initech]

8. Giggity!!!!

[Blackhatjack]

11. Sen. Ensign (R-NV): "Why spend that kind of money for something you can see in my office for free

Priceless!

Ensign and Vitter are proof that Repubs believe in supporting families values for everyone else, not them.