Is Dick Morris in the DC madame's book?

[11 Bravo]

There once was a Morris named Dick.
The hookers said, "That boy is sick."
Their toes he would suck,
(He was too limp to fuck).
50 bucks for a three-minute trick!

[MadBadger]

1. I have heard he is.

[valerief]

2. I wonder if Jeff Gannon works for her. nt

[SpiralHawk]

12. No. Gannon works for the Bush White House, as official Secret Service records prove

those records show that the notorious male prostitute Jeff Gannon visited Commander AWOL's White House over 200 times, with quite a few "overnighters."

[valerief]

17. That's true. I thought he might moonlight, though. nt

[wakeme2008]

3. I hear he's gone the Black Rewards card

:rofl:

[npincus]

4. looks like it... I posted this yesterday:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=792024&mesg_id=792024

[leftofthedial]

5. yes, under "T"

for toe-sucker

[xultar]

7. I love a man who'll do the toes. So I'm really conflicted now.

[Danieljay]

10. do the toes? Just what does doing the toes mean?

I'm curious.

[xultar]

14. Did you read the post I replied to? T is for Toe Suck.

[Danieljay]

20. luvly indeed... after a shower or foot bath.... but let's leave Dick Morris out of it...

bad mental image.

[xultar]

6. For DAYUM sure is nasty stained ass is in that book.

[ryanmuegge]

8. There are probably a lot of Republicans there...and the reason I say this...

Is because Fox really shot down this story yesterday morning...just going on and on about how immoral and classless it is for her to come forward...and questioning the madame's credibility and so forth. The attack was pretty aggressive. Based on that, I'd say there are a shitload of Republicans fixing to be nailed.

[Danieljay]

11. I effing LOVE it. Call them on their hypocricy! I can't wait to see...

[ryanmuegge]

16. Oh yeah, man. They were all for raiding the personal lives of public servants with Clinton's sexual

escapades.

[malaise]

19. Maybe someone from Fox is in their

Get the popcorn.

[ryanmuegge]

21. Did anyone see that clip from the Daily Show or Colbert (I can't remember the one)

With Hannity...and he was all sympathetic sounding saying, "oh, it's so sad that someone's lonely that they would pay for company" and all of this...rather than his normal uber-judgmental, attack dog tone that he normally takes (personal responsibility and blah, blah, blah, moral decay of the nation).

When Hannity is waxing emotional and using the dime-store psychology to rationalize a crime (not that it should be a crime, but the Republicans are the social issue moral crusaders) that he criticizes Democrats of doing, you know someone close to the Republicans or Fox is involved.

[MidwestTransplant]

9. I heard he was asked not to call anymore!

[rateyes]

13. Great limerick, except for one thing...

I think you're probably being a little too generous to Dick...THREE MINUTES? :rofl:

[supernova]

15. I bet she has him on speed dial. -eom

[Marr]

18. If he is, get ready to hear him described as a "former Clinton staffer" again.