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Wed Mar-31-10 08:10 AM
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| LiberalFighter
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Wed Mar-31-10 08:12 AM
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| 1. Someone needs to find his spelling teacher. |
| rfranklin
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Wed Mar-31-10 08:14 AM
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| 2. Look at that guy's name...obviously a foreigner... |
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That's not an "American" name!
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Wed Mar-31-10 08:15 AM
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| 3. I bet his immigrant ancestors had a better grasp of English |
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Wed Mar-31-10 08:17 AM
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| 4. Ha! they left out the r in excretions. |
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Edited on Wed Mar-31-10 08:19 AM by izzybeans
And the mayor must have misspelled his name. There are too many consonants in it to be an excretion of the english language.
"The Village of Crestwood: Where English is Spoken with Nary an Excretion"
Without exception it must suck to be them. ;)
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Wed Mar-31-10 08:44 AM
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Wed Mar-31-10 08:59 AM
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| 12. Thanks I was gonna ax what is mid dat post cuz it lucked ok to me |
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Wed Mar-31-10 08:38 AM
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| 5. OH! Teabonics. That's a sticker! LOL |
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Wed Mar-31-10 08:42 AM
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| 6. If you call someone who knows two languages "bilingual" |
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and someone who knows three languages "trilingual," what do you call someone who knows only one language? ---- An American.
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Wed Mar-31-10 08:43 AM
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| 7. Reminds me of the joke Molly Ivins retold about a member of the TX Legislature . . . |
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On hearing that Rep. Whatsisname was planning to learn Spanish, his political opponent said "Great - now he'll be bi-ignorant."
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Wed Mar-31-10 06:19 PM
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| 13. The speaker was good ol' Jim Hightower, who has quite a way with words. |
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Just a little help with the memory.
:hi:
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Wed Mar-31-10 08:44 AM
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| 9. And what do you call someone who can barely speak or write |
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their own language? A teabagger.
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Wed Mar-31-10 08:46 AM
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| 10. Wal-Mart should consider stacking some dictionaries near the check-out counters. |
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Wed Mar-31-10 08:58 AM
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| 11. You Gotta Love These People |
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