Caption the Idiot in Chief

[geardaddy]

"C'mon, when I say I will listen to the Democrat congress, I mean I won't listen to them."

[AndyA]

1. "Why is it so hard for you people to understand? I am your Dictator.

I am in charge. I don't give a fuck what you think. I don't give a fuck what you want. I will do what I want to do, when I want to do it and you won't do anything to stop me.

Even an idiot should be able to grasp this."

[Lisa]

2. "even an idiot should be able to grasp this."

"After all, it's perfectly clear to ME!"

[geardaddy]

3. Excellent caption.

:hi:

[partylessinOhio]

4. Has he displayed 1/1000th as much emotion for our dead soldiers???

"I have blood on these hands."

[scarface2004]

5. you want fries with that?

beedy eyed dimwit!

[eFriendly]

6. This is Bush's best William Shattner impression. n/t

[krispos42]

7. "Hey, my pizza dough didn't come back!"

Or...

"Today that the White House, Bush spend some time practicing kissing babies. Aides hope to get him to the point where they can safely give him a dummy baby to practice on sometime this month."

[Mendocino]

8. "I once snorted a bag of cokeTHHIIIIIIISSS BIG"

[Wetzelbill]

15. I too almost went with the coke,but switched at the last minute

So are you a Sir Douglas Quintet fan by any chance?

[Mendocino]

18. ""You can't live in Texas if you don't have a lot of soul" Doug Sahm

I am, but the name really came from visiting Mendocino a couple of years ago. Wonderful place! I did run into a guy in SF who claimed he hung out with the band, He wasn't real convincing, but who knows.

[Wetzelbill]

19. I bet it is

I might have to check it out sometime. :)

[Beelzebud]

9. "Pleased to meet you, I hope you guessed my name."

[Richard Steele]

10. "C'mon, have I ever steered you wrong before?"

[Wetzelbill]

11. " Being an idiot... it's hard work... heh heh heh"

[maxrandb]

12. "Alms for the Troops" n/t

[EstimatedProphet]

13. "Spoooooock!"

"I deMAND that...you vote against...this...BILL!"

[maxrandb]

14. "Please Stop Me Before I Kill Again"

[Cyrano]

16. "I've got the whole world in my claws."

[Joe Fields]

17. Blood on my hands? See for yourself....

Warshed 'em this mornin'...

[madisongrace]

20. "C'mon, I can't help that I am such an idiot."