Inside the "mind" of a Teabagger

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On another message board, (no, not FR,) there's a ultra-partisan Teabagger who writes these, and considers what he writes "Great works."
One of his cronies on this board has bought the Birther garbage hook, line, and sinker.


It 's been a good week in politics:

1. Our Leader and President Barak Obama has done it; he refused to blink
and defeated the intransigent forces in Congress to deliver affordable
health care to all Amerikans. He heaped humiliation on the heads of the
reactionary GOP and their running dog allies in the health-care-for-profit
borgeoise. To the south, our Comrade and Commandante Fidel weighed and
measured President Obama's bill and declared it good. Let us pray to Gaia
that we begin to prosper as our brothers and sisters in Cuba have prospered
under the loving hand of Comrade Fidel.

2. The food-for-profit borgeoise and their counter-revolutionary allies in
the food services industry will face their defeat as Michelle Obama,
prophetess and wife of Barak, shames Amerikans into decreasing portion sizes
on their dinner plates. A slimmer Amerika is a revolutionary Amerika as the
food borgeoise will discover when their profits dwindle. Food for profit is
immoral and reactionary, my brothers and sisters!

3. In wise counsel, Comrade Mao Zedong teaches us that the only way to
defeat reactionary forces is to confront them - with force of arms if
necessary. Our Attorney General Eric Holder this week defeated the enemies
of Barak by dragging eight belligerent jingos from their hidey holes in
Michigan. Give them the taste of swift justice, my Comrades!

4. Mentors from Georges Sorrels to William Ayers have taught us that truth
is subjective in the struggle. The borgeoise will not see the truth and
cannot be made to, so over the past two weeks, we have alerted the
proletariat that reactionary forces in the Tea Parties will call our
comarades "nigger" and spit on them with running dog zeal. The
reactionaries will throw rocks as high as 30 stories to damage property.

5. When we swept the war mongering Texas jingo and his military/industrial
cronies from power, they left Barak with uniwnnable wars in Iraq and
Afghanistan, but Barak has won them nontheless - which sort of gives lie to
our "unwinnable" claim, so the less said about that the better. Let us just
praise Gaia that Barak has prevailed on the battlefield! Next, we must
defeat the reactionary status quo of Don't Ask Don't Tell.

6. More locally, our foot soldiers in the Revolution continue to fight
reactionary forces with the power of their rhetoric and the indominable
force of intellect. (Deleted) rebuffs silly borgeoise whimpering with
the revolutioanary force of his "I know you are but what am I" dialectic.
(deleted) deftly handles the running dogs with his forward-looking
proclamations "eat shit and die, cultist" or declares enemies of the
revolution to be "fags" or "fakes." (Deleted) mostly wags his tail and
pees on the carpet, so he may need some instruction in revolutionary
polemics, but that is a concern for another day. Even as Barak sets our
vision, we need revolutionary voices like these in the trenches.

7. Take it away, Comrade!

[LeftishBrit]

1. Blimey

It might be worth noting that another person who recently expressed enthusiasm for the bill was that well-known far-leftist Sarkozy. (Or perhaps he too is a communist, just by virtue of being French?)

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2. Sarkozy is just a cheese-eating surrender monkey, donchu know...

:sarcasm:

[maxsolomon]

3. if you're going to use bourgeoisie so much, use spellcheck

the only thing in that mind is fear. and i continue to not fathom the irrational, ignorant fear of Democratic Socialism. think SWEDEN, teabaggers, not North Korea.

the 100 year RW propaganda campaign against Socialism is amazingly effective. there's more crap on the web telling you what's wrong with it than what it actually means.

[Clintonista2]

4. You one of them booklearnin' professors?

You must be a socialist!

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5. This guy has a LONG history of near-libel, innuendos, hysteria, and lies.

He was for impeaching Bill Clinton back in 1992. (!)

To this day he still calls the Clintons "The Filthy Lothario, and his stump-thighed harpy."
On Obama's inaguration day, he referred to Michelle Obama as a fat broad.

He used to own a small-town newspaper, but it didn't sell, so he went to giving it away, and that failed too.

He writes like an uncle of mine (now deceased) used to talk, my uncle was a really nasty drunk.

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6. Update: Now this screed is "just a joke."

I'm serious. Now this assclown claims he wrote this as a "joke," even though it's almost identical to the rest of his "Good Weeks."

[gratuitous]

7. Serious, joke, or something in-between

Your correspondent is a nitwit. And you can tell him that from me.

[deutsey]

9. The only thing I found mildly funny was "'I know you are but what am I' dialectic"

Credit where credit is due and all.

Still, overall a pretty dreadful and ham-fisted attempt at satire.

And when did anyone claim Obama has "won" either Iraq or Afghanistan?

[Tailormyst]

8. I heard one call into the radio incensed about HCR, saying he was going to leave the country.

When asked where he would move to he replied, "To Japan probably, I'm sick of the dictorship here".

Yes, their stupidity knows no bounds.