How to bankrupt the "Tea Party"

[SDuderstadt]

1) The next "tea partier" you encounter, ask them if they have 2 twenties for a ten.

2) Go to the bank and convert the 2 twenties into 4 tens.

3) Ask the next 4 "tea partiers" you encounter the same exact question.

4) Go to the bank and convert the 8 twenties into 16 tens.

5) Repeat.

They'll never know what hit'em.

[zbdent]

1. Somehow I doubt this will work ...

you see, they may be stupid or ignorant, but when it comes to money, they're keen. I mean, they set up an impossible situation ... get rid of socialized/government health care, but don't take away THEIR Medicare ...

kinda like a reverse Rain Man ... they know how much a car and a candy bar cost ... but they can't do simple math or spelling ...

[SDuderstadt]

2. Hmmmm...

back to the drawing board....

[awoke_in_2003]

3. You could...

make up misspelled protest signs, go to their rallies and sell them to the people who don't have signs, take pics, post them here so we can laugh.

[SDuderstadt]

4. Pssst....

I'm already doing that...

It works because they're so damn dumb.

[deaniac21]

5. They are bigots but they understand money.

[Make7]

6. And yet most of them are upset that Obama raised their taxes... ( n/t )

[deaniac21]

8. ok??

[Make7]

9. Obama didn't raise their taxes. Perhaps some of them don't understand money after all. ( n/t )

[d_r]

7. I think the best thing to do

would be to put some prozac in the tea. Honestly, I think it would go a long way to help some people, bless their angry old hearts.