Tiger Woods fears mistress run-in at Masters return; Security beefed up to 90 guards: report

[Yeahyeah]

Source: Daily News

BY Rich Schapiro
DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITER

Sunday, April 4th 2010, 4:00 AM

A virtual army of private bodyguards - about 90 in all - will be protecting Tiger Woods when he returns to golf this week at the Masters, London's Sunday Mail reported Saturday.

Woods' vast security detail will include former FBI and Secret Service agents, as well as armed deputies - all of whom are believed to have received photos of the golf great's sexual conquests.

The world's best-known philanderer reportedly fears a confrontation with one of his more than two dozen alleged mistresses.

"None of these girls are allowed anywhere near him," a security guard told the Sunday Mail. "If one photo comes out of a beautiful lady touching him, it would be a disaster.">



Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2010/04/04/2010-04-04_security_detail_for_tiger_massive_team_to_watch_for_mistresses_at_masters.html

[Botany]

1. Get in the hole!

[saigon68]

15. Fuzzy Zoeller's Take

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aWS0StFM5I

[ck4829]

2. He wants to be portrayed as the victim of all of this. Some of Ari Fleischer's training?

[KharmaTrain]

5. Ari's Gone...

Guess Eldrick wasn't liking the results, including that awful press conference. You are right, Tiger is hoping to play the victim to his fans...that's all that matters here. He chose the Masters cause he knew he and the PGA would be able to orchestrate the media coverage and limit access and hope he wins the thing so the money will start to flow again.

[Solomon]

27. You guys kill me. Stop projecting. Tiger ain't trying to "play

the victim."

He's trying to play the Masters. I hope he wins and gives all of you's heartburn. :nopity:

[SpiralHawk]

7. Well, that would be a classique Republicon strategery

I hear Ari is going to be working soon for Pope Ratzinger (R) as well...
:sarcasm:

[Chemical Bill]

3. That's one guard for each mistress! n/t

[SidDithers]

4. He couldn't have picked a safer tournament for his return...

There's no place where access to the course, and behaviour on the course for fans, is more controlled than at The Masters.

He'll be in a complete bubble for the week in Augusta. It's when he returns to tournaments where everyday fans can get tickets that he should worry.

Sid

[Rage for Order]

9. If we could just get NOW to protest the Masters again

That was the best year ever for the tournament. Augusta would not bow to the pressure, instead deciding to run the entire tournament with no commercial interruptions, thereby insuring there were no sponsors to boycott. Thanks, NOW!

:)

[peekaloo]

6. The second sentence made me laugh.

Did El Dick take those photos himself?

[LiberalFighter]

8. How does this help his image?

[Solomon]

28. Nothing. Winning will though.

Like it or not. Winning will.

[ima_sinnic]

10. I'm so sorry my grandson was named after this jerk (nt)

[Sal Minella]

11. "The guilty flee when no one pursueth," as someone has said. n/t

[Raschel]

12. He has the greatest teeth...

[Iggo]

22. ...again.

[Ian David]

13. Even *I* don't have photos of everyone I've ever slept with.

Which is probably a lot less than Tiger Woods slept with.

Although I suppose, if I wanted to, I could find most of them via google.

Although most of them were named Jen, Jenny or Jennifer and have probably gotten married by now, which would make it difficult.

[Iggo]

23. Yeah. What is it about Jennifers?

Or is it just that there's a lot of 'em?

[Ian David]

29. I think it's that there's a lot of them. n/t

[Iggo]

34. Well, damn. There's a lame theory out the window. (n/t)

[blueamy66]

14. I hope every single one of them shows up.

What a tool.

[salguine]

16. I'd like to see them all show up. That would be fucking awesome.

[Poiuyt]

17. Tiger's trollops

Wouldn't it be great if they all showed up together. They could have uniforms too

[salguine]

20. "Tiger's Trollops"! Like Charlie's Angels, but way skankier and five time as many of them.

[Poiuyt]

33. Well I was thinking of Arnie's Army

Wouldn't it be funny if all his mistresses followed him around from tourney to tourney?

[jakefrep]

18. Good. I hope some gossip columnist or paparazzi gets beaten to a bloody pulp.

They deserve it.

[Iggo]

24. Yeah. Poor, poor Tiger.

[jakefrep]

31. I have no particular sympathy for Tiger...

but the people hounding him for details of his private life are scum.

[Iggo]

32. In general, I have no use for paparazzi.

In specific, I wish Mr Woods had kept his private life private, but that's on him.

[Captain Hilts]

25. You need to read his 'Holier than Thou' interviews of the late 1990s. nt

[spanone]

19. new york daily news ....bwahahahahahaaa

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[Javaman]

21. Wow, the stupidity level on this colossal non-story has gone way beyond 11.

Who gives a shit? just more bullshit PR for his sponsors to rake in more money. Even negative publicity works.

Nike's New Man-Whore Shoes!!! Worn by Tiger himself!!

Good lord, we, as a nation, have become a collection of mouth breathing spoon fed morons.

Creating controversy out of nothing.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

26. Yet here we are, posting

Agreed, this is not really any of our business. Just like Jesse James.

But we get mesmerized by it all.

I'll try to avoid watching any of the Masters. Dunno how that will go.

[Ron Green]

30. It's really sad for the game of Golf that it's represented by one of the most

uninteresting people on earth.