Obama Tells Nation He's Going Out For Cigarettes

[TheDebbieDee]

And I must say that I wouldn't blame him:

http://www.theonion.com/articles/obama-tells-nation-hes-going-out-for-cigarettes,2864/

[The Wielding Truth]

1. That's hilarious and who would blame him. I can see him smiling at this one.

[teknomanzer]

2. Damn this American family is so dysfunctional these days...

The kids are running around like bullies threatening the other kids on the playground and stealing their lunch money. Then they throw a nasty tantrum when they don't get thier way. Breaking those windows had to be the last straw... don't say you didn't see this coming America.

[Canuckistanian]

3. He's probably governing some other country on the side

But he'll be back. He always comes back. Right?

[foundingmother]

4. Good for a morning laugh!

[mstinamotorcity]

5. i wonder what some would

do if the President went out for the proverbial pack of cigarettes and carton of milk.The thought is so scary to me i don't want to think about it. There would be a freeper holiday,parade,and probably a new signing of the constitution. OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!Damn I had a nightmare while daydreaming. I'm woke now. Whew!!!!! President Obama is still here,YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :hi:

[BR_Parkway]

6. I've always pictured him sitting at the table one morning before being

sworn in, looking at the economy going down as quickly as it was and all the other problems he'd be facing - then turning to Michelle and saying "What the hell have we gotten ourselves into?"