Today is the National Day of Prayer. Great Spirit please save us from this man

[NightWatcher]

[AndyA]

1. Amen. n/m

[TechBear_Seattle]

2. Blessed Jesus, save us from your followers. n/t

[Oddball]

3. Dear Lord

Save us from your followers.

[CrazyOrangeCat]

4. Indeed.

Welcome to DU!

[no_hypocrisy]

5. In "Fiddler in the Roof", a man asks the rabbi if there was a proper

prayer for the Tsar.

The rabbi intones, "May G_d bless and keep the Tsar . . . far away from us!"

I know how he feels.

[Nikki Stone1]

6. "Oh, God you are so big..."

CHAPLAIN: Let us praise God. O Lord,...

CONGREGATION: O Lord,...

CHAPLAIN: ...ooh, You are so big,...

CONGREGATION: ...ooh, You are so big,...

CHAPLAIN: ...so absolutely huge.

CONGREGATION: ...so absolutely huge.

CHAPLAIN: Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell You.

CONGREGATION: Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell You.

CHAPLAIN: Forgive us, O Lord, for this, our dreadful toadying, and...

CONGREGATION: And barefaced flattery.

CHAPLAIN: But You are so strong and, well, just so super.

CONGREGATION: Fantastic.

HUMPHREY: Amen.

CONGREGATION: Amen.

(Monty Python's "The Meaning of Life")

[CrazyOrangeCat]

7. !

:spray:

[jwirr]

8. Dear Lord, we are supposed to work to the glory of your name.

Please help us to answer the needs of our neighbors and protect us for our unelected president and his followers who brings nothing but shame to your holy name. Not for our sake but for the sake of the people in all the countries that we are destroying with our greed and self interest. Amen.

[bdamomma]

9. every Sunday I pray to God, that he removes this idiot from office

[Nikki Stone1]

11. Amen!

O8) O8)

[Nikki Stone1]

10. 'O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits "

LAUNCELOT:
We have the Holy Hand Grenade.
ARTHUR:
Yes, of course! The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch! 'Tis one of the sacred relics Brother Maynard carries with him. Brother Maynard! Bring up the Holy Hand Grenade!
MONKS:
Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem.

Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem.
ARTHUR:
How does it, um-- how does it work?
LAUNCELOT:
I know not, my liege.
ARTHUR:
Consult the Book of Armaments!
BROTHER MAYNARD:
Armaments, chapter two, verses nine to twenty-one.
SECOND BROTHER:
And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.'

And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--
MAYNARD:
Skip a bit, Brother.
SECOND BROTHER:
And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'
MAYNARD: Amen
ARTHUR:
Right!

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