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Thu Apr-08-10 11:37 AM
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Forces of evil are shocked that insurance companies are looking for "pre-existing" loopholes |
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Ninth Circle of Hell - On Wednesday, Satan had a conference with the other leaders of the forces of evil over insurance companies looking for loopholes in the pre-existing conditions ban for children in health care reform.
Satan had this to say, "When I talked to Cthulhu, Xenu, Anti-Jesus, and the others, the opinion was pretty unanimous. We were all taken aback by just how evil the insurance companies are. Wow, just wow."
Satan's minions have began a campaign calling him and the other leaders of evil, "The Diet Cola of Evil. Just one calorie. Not evil enough!" and have began making requests to up the evil factor to match that of the insurance companies or they'll go on strike. Talks continue.
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