KFC's new sandwich. *Warning...graphic photo*

[Liberal_in_LA]

Do you know what I'm talking about yet? Have you seen it? Apparently, for many months, people who run the snarky junk food blogs on the Interwebs heard rumors that KFC was testing this item, and thought it might be a joke, a viral gimmick. Or if not that, then something that certainly would never make it to market, given how it looks like some sort of frat-boy prank, like the drones at KFC's test kitchens got completely hammered one night and had a bet as to who could come up with the most repulsive menu item imaginable.

Behold, the KFC Double Down sandwich. It is, if you really want to know, two slabs of fried chicken intersliced with two pieces of bacon, two slabs of cheese, and the Colonel's "special sauce." It comes in the form of a sandwich, with the fried chicken where the bread used to be. It's sort of hilarious. It's sort of perfect. And then it'll probably make you vomit.

Did you notice? How in one pseudo-food item, you are consuming not one, not two, but the mutated, chemically injected flesh/byproducts of fully three different distended, liquefied, industrially tortured creatures? Feel the love, pitiable animal kingdom.



Read more: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2010/04/09/notes040910.DTL#ixzz0kdTOils1

[chrisa]

1. What I see: Greasy extra-fried chicken, cheese, bacon, some chemical sauce

:nuke: <--- arteries

[sabbat hunter]

8. you can get the

chicken grilled instead of deep fried.
:P

The real killer on this item is the sodium. 1400mg in one sandwich. That is an entire day's worth of sodium.

[Warpy]

15. I'd blow up like a rubber raft if I tried to eat one of those things

both the bacon and the coating on the chicken are packed with salt.

[paulsby]

33. not for an athlete it's not

that;s one of the problems i have with the RDA

it was based on iirc, 25 yr old sedentary white males.

of course most of us DO get too much sodium, don't get me wrong.

but the RDA just chaps my hide. i guess it's ok because it's "recommended"

if i got the RDA of protein, i would not be able to perform how i do.

ditto for vitamin C, etc.

[tabasco]

38. ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz z z z .. . . .

:boring:

[paulsby]

41. sorry, for trying to wake you up with facts

go back to your ranting, spanx

[tabasco]

61. ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz z z z z z

:boring:

[Luminous Animal]

95. Facts?

We don't need no stinkin' facts. We got fat (and sugar, and salt, and artificial flavor, and a host of ingredients we can't pronounce). Keep pumping those drugs to satisfy my lizard brain, and I will be A-OK!

[ZombieHorde]

65. Aren't all sauces chemical? nt

[chrisa]

66. I suspect this one could clean engines.

Or, it's the kind of thing where, when a drop accidentally hits the floor, it burns a hole in it overnight.

[pipoman]

78. Uh, no

what with it being "the Colonel's special sauce", it sounds all organic to me..

[mindwalker_i]

81. Actually, most things in stores, restaurants, world, or people are

chemicals.

Water is a chemical.

[ZombieHorde]

90. That is what I was getting at. nt

[Xipe Totec]

2. It's getting harder to tell the diffrerence

between food entering the body, and food exiting the body.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

26. SOYLENT BROWN IS POOP!

[LiberalFighter]

3. They are going to name it the Scalia Slider and provide Scalia every day with a serving.

[Lucian]

4. How fat are we getting in this country to omit buns from sandwiches now?

Damn. Looking at that photo is giving me a heart attack. I can't imagine eating it. :puke:

[Liberal_in_LA]

9. It's got paper instead of bread to keep the grease off your hands. Apparently that was

the only purpose for the bread.

[RaleighNCDUer]

12. Actually, that's true.

When the Earl of Sandwich was playing poker and wanted a snack he was brought some cheese and meat, but didn't want to handle them because it would get the cards greasy - and at the same time make them 'marked' - so he asked for thin sliced bread to wrap around the meat and cheese, thus inventing the sandwich.

[Hassin Bin Sober]

92. I still prefer Dr. Nick Riviera's advice to Homer Simpson when home sought advice how to GAIN weight

Homer needed to gain weight so he could go on disability. I think his goal was 300 lbs.

Anyway, Dr Nick encouraged Homer to get creative. The Doctor suggest using two Pop-Tarts instead of bread when making a sandwich.

Life imitates art.

[Egnever]

5. Looks yummy!

[no_hypocrisy]

6. Death by sandwich.

A veritable heart attack special.

[SteppingRazor]

7. Hey, who knows if it's just three?

I mean, I could definitely see fast food bacon being made from bits and pieces of a whole multitude of swine.

[OneTenthofOnePercent]

10. I MUST HAVE ONE.

This "sandwich" does away with all vegetables and breads - awesomely phenominalistic.
I will have to get two on the way home. One to try "ala carte" and the other one to drown in hot sauce.

Obviously, I'm a fan of meat. Cheese and sauces ('specially hot sauces) are necessary too.
In fact, the more animals I can eat in one meal, the better... and this sandwich is the product of THREE!!!
When I cook chili, it usually has 4 animals in it. (beef, pork, veal, deer , and bacon.)
The dead baby cow and bacon really add alot of flavor. The deer and chili peppers gives the chili an earthy flavor.

[sudopod]

31. Problem, officer?

[paulsby]

34. this reminds me of what somebody said about bacon

in bacon, the fat is the meat, and the meat is the vegetable

that is just awesome on SO many levels

and remember, as everybody from julia childs to jacques pepin to tony bourdain knows...

FAT IS FLAVOR !

[slampoet]

11. "Think More Legs." - Krusty the Clown

[Cruzan]

13. Looks good.

I'd eat one. Not every day. And at 1200 calories, not with a whole lot else on that day. But I'd eat one on occasion.

[Initech]

24. The mere fact that people are opposing this makes me want to try it more.

[uppityperson]

100. KFC has it at 540-460 cal (original or grilled)

http://www.kfc.com/doubledown/

[Left coast liberal]

119. gross.

[NeedleCast]

14. Sweet

I'll try it. I like it when different animals are combined for the greater purpose of transforming into a new, super animal, or feeding me.

[LetsgoWings13]

16. then dont eat it if you dont want to.

if someone does want to eat it then they should be able to.

[Toucano]

47. Common mistake

No one said someone should be "prohibited" from eating it.

You can criticize something without calling for the banning of it.

People are free to eat this industrial chemical product if wish, and I am free to make fun of them for it.

[LetsgoWings13]

60. yes you are

[The Straight Story]

64. You have not been here long enough then

Don't want to go to a bar that forbids smoking, then don't go...oh wait.

Folks on the left and right get ban happy on stuff, especially when it comes to being pro-choice (your body, our choice).

Give it a few, someone here will call for a tax/ban/etc on something they don't like.

[Luminous Animal]

97. Yep! And people should be able to paint their houses and baby cribs with lead paint.

What total idiots those anti-lead paint people were. Certainly, if people wanted to poison their environment and children than they should have been free to do so.

DDT, too.

And asbestos.

And why don't our watches have irradiated dials any more? Damnit! I want my irradiated dials! Who cares if a few or a thousand immigrant women die licking the paint brush to illuminate my timepiece.

[MattBaggins]

105. They can eat it

and others can make fun of them when they are clutching at their chests later on.

Freedom is great ain't it.

[Warren DeMontague]

17. Why, I'm so outraged, I may just refuse to eat one.

The fact that people are being forced, against their will, to consume this thing is an appalling breach of the Geneva convention!!!!!!

[KonaKane]

18. My aorta just screamed in horror at that pic.

.

[Lucy Goosey]

19. Why not just inject saturated fat directly into your veins and be done with it?

[Shell Beau]

77. Because that wouldn't taste good.

I'd never eat that by the way.

[Stevenmarc]

20. Yawn....get back to me when they make it a triple decker!

[MattBaggins]

106. And throw some fauz gras on it

[Canuckistanian]

21. Ah, the Double Bypass Special

If you want heart disease and don't have much time......

[Lifelong Protester]

22. "I give up! We can't keep up with you for ways to kill Americans"

Jay Leno "quote" from Osama bin Laden when he "heard" about the release of this new monstrosity.

[anarch]

23. can't they wrap that whole thing in sausage and deep fry it or something?

I don't think they're going far enough here. Nice effort, though.

[OneTenthofOnePercent]

42. I made a burger with "grilled cheese sandwiches" AS the buns.

Then I breaded the whole thing and deep fried it. It wasn't that good.
The bread soaked up ALOT of oil so the sandwich was unpleasantly greasy.
Plus, there was too much bread (4 slices of bread PLUS being battered and fired).

Bacon would have helped the over-ratio of bread... but I can't see it over coming the absorbed grease.

[KittyWampus]

25. wonder how many calories in that?

[lame54]

27. They should put it in a turducken

[OneTenthofOnePercent]

37. I made one of those last thanksgiving...

It was FUCKING AWESOME. All other descriptions fall short.
I even stuffed it with a hot sausage cornbread stuffing (2lbs sausage with 1 cup bread crumbles)... FOUR ANIMALS!!!
I'd like to stuff one into an ostrich. I think thurough cooking would be impossible though.
I do want to try cooking 4 legged animals like this. Maybe squirrel -> rabbit -> pig or deer ... with turkey stuffing.

The mere fact that there are NO bones to slow you down is the best part.
You just whack a slab of meat/stuffing off and enjoy. Trim the chicken and turkey fat and make the stuffing dry.
The fatty duck will more than keep everything juicy. The stuffing and bird-trussing is critical too.

[lame54]

40. I'm drooling and clutching my chest at the same time

[onpatrol98]

117. That sandwich is so gross

But you are sooooo funny

:yourock:

[kctim]

28. AWESOME!

Going to sandwich that thing in a biscuit and finish with a Miller Lite.
:beer:

[TommyO]

29. KFC is getting some great word-of-mouth advertising!

People like you are spreading the word about their new sandwich, you're playing into their arms.

[RC]

30. "...graphic photo*"

Is there any other kind?

That said, how do they keep it from being white from the salt content?

[Kat45]

32. Saw something odd when I checked it out on the KFC page.

The version using grilled chicken has more sodium than the one using fried chicken. Fewer calories and fat, but MORE sodium. I'm not sure why that is--I guess either way you try it, you're in trouble. Though I can see it's very unhealthy, I can't help but want to try it--but just once. I do like chicken, bacon and cheese.

From the KFC site:

Calories Fat(g) Sodium(mg)
KFC Original Recipe® Double Down 540 32 1380
KFC Grilled Double Down 460 23 1430

[Luminous Animal]

54. They have to disguise the fact that the actual chicken has very little flavor.

In the fried version, the flavor is delivered via the coating. They have to compensate with salt in the grilled version.

[pipoman]

80. Chicken for grilling

which is commercially processed for restaurants has been injected with brine. It is for kids who can't cook a peanut butter sandwich much less meat to temperature, you can overcook them (in fact they encourage cooking to 170) and they will still be somewhat juicy...if the chicken isn't brined and it is cooked to 170, it will be dry as a bucket of sand.

[flvegan]

35. KFC's Double Down: Proof that some Americans will eat any shit presented to them.

[JanMichael]

89. So true. Put shit in cup, wink, and you can tell people it is icecream.

And voila! They love the shit and think it's ice cream.

Put on a fur coat made from the skin and fur of a terrified and butchered animal and we think it's fashion.

This society is ill to the core.

Just for fun and nostalgia please view this (not animal cruelty but clean pure old music from a time gone)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79NiN7ISW7E

[Tx4obama]

36. only around 540 calories, better than most sandwiches. here's a link to video

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/offbeat/2010/04/08/pkg.moos.kfc.bunless.sandwich.cnn?hpt=C2

p.s. and the grilled version has less than 500 calories.

We stopped at KFC yesterday on the way up from the coast (Galveston) and KFC wasn't serving them yet ;(

[OneTenthofOnePercent]

39. I don't see the big deal... more or less, it's "Alice Springs Chicken" or "Chicken Cordon Blue".

Both of those invole chicken cheese and bacon. :shrug:

I guess some people just feel threateneed by "fast food".

[Luminous Animal]

52. Properly made Chicken Cordon Bleu is about 1/3 the size of that thing...

and is accompanied by sides.

I have no problem with people shoving toxic processed food in their big fat faces. The sooner they die off, the more resources for me.

[Touchdown]

88. Such a humanitarian!

Wear that peace sign well!:rofl:

[Luminous Animal]

93. Hey, if someone freely chooses to eat poison...

who am I to argue? When I advocate for peace, I am advocating for those who have no choice... you know, like the innocents in Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan...

[Touchdown]

125. I stand by my sarcasm.

That was a very weak justification.

[MattBaggins]

108. Why.. He is right

People like OnePercent can eat as they do.

I just hope that such people will not get upset when the rest of us just stand there and watch as they have their first coronary. I hope no one demands that I help them or god forbid; pay their bills.

[Phoonzang]

43. I'm going to go have one as soon as it comes out. nt

[SOS]

111. Why not just send your money directly to the Republican Party?

YUM! Brands (KFC parent company) gives 82% of it's political contributions to Republicans.

[-..__...]

44. I'm surprised that no one here has suggested banning it yet?

I mean... that would be the typical response amongst the many 'I/we disapprove and know what's best for everyone else' squawkers posting here.

If not banning it... then 'lets tax the shit out of it and food items like it'.

Edit to add... And I didn't even see this thread until after I posted the above comment...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x8121299

[Luminous Animal]

76. I won't suggest banning it but I will make fun of people who eat what is...

for the most part, NOT food.

[Crabby Appleton]

45. Needs more bacon!!!

[HuckleB]

59. It does, indeed.

[RedCappedBandit]

46. I'd try one

That is, I'd try one if KFC wasn't a shithole. I never have a good experience at any KFC.

[Toucano]

48. HOLD ON! It's okay, really it is!

I'm drinking a Diet Pepsi® with it, so it's perfectly fine.

[MattBaggins]

109. You subscribe to my school of thought

I used to complain to my wife that Coffee Mate makes a fat free and a sugar free creamer but not both so I just started to mix the two. Now I have fat free and sugar free.

[Toucano]

124. That's an excellent idea!

Why didn't I think of that?

[Cali_Democrat]

49. Holy shit!!

That would be very apppealing to me after a few hits :smoke:

[CakeGrrl]

50. I gotta try that thing once. WITHOUT the mayo gunk.

I work out 5 or 6x per week. I don't plan on making this a weekly occurrence.

:rofl:

[Rex]

51. I'm not surprised, McDees has the McGriddle - two pancakes with sausage, egg, cheese, bacon

in between...mmmmm...:nuke:

[MilesColtrane]

53. They named it the Double Down Sandwich?

I guess the Artery Raper was already taken.

[izzybeans]

62. They were already selling Failure Pile Inside of a Sadness Bowl

at least according to Patton Oswalt. Might as well double down on that shit.

[Dont_Bogart_the_Pretzel]

55. What-a-burger... well... What-a-Chicken

or Chicken Whopper with cheese.

[givemebackmycountry]

56. That's no sandwich, THIS is a sandwich...

KFC give me a break.
That's for lilly livered punks.
A real man would head for Kansas to sample this baby...

MEAT the "ULTIMATE DESTROYER"

PAPA BOB’S BAR-B-QUE in Bonner Springs, Kansas has a sandwich for 'yo ass.
THE “ULTIMATE DESTROYER CHALLENGE”

THE “ULTIMATE DESTROYER” HAS BEEN AERODYNAMICALLY DESIGNED FOR EASE OF SLIDING THROUGH THE AIR TO ARRIVE AT YOUR TABLE, BUT THAT’S WHERE THE AERODYNAMICS END.
UNDER ITS STEALTH COVER ARE MOUNDS OF MEAT THAT WILL SURELY BE LEAVING YOU GASPING FOR AIR IF YOU SUCCEED IN THE “ULTIMATE DESTROYER CHALLENGE”.

SPREAD OUT ON THE FIRST LAYER OF THE 12” HOAGIE BUN IS A HALF POUND OF MOUTHWATERING PULLED PORK. ATOP THAT, A HALF POUND OF HICKORY SMOKED SLICED PORK.
ABOVE A GENEROUS SQUIRT OF PAPA BOB’S REGULAR SAUCE, WE ADD TWO SLICES OF BREAD.

NEXT COMES A HALF POUND LAYER OF SLICED, HICKORY SMOKED HAM WITH A HALF POUND LAYER OF HICKORY SMOKED TURKEY BREAST ABOVE THAT.

FOLLOWING THE SAUCE AND TWO MORE PIECES OF BREAD, ADD THREE, COUNT ‘EM, THREE, HALF POUND HICKORY SMOKED HAMBURGERS WITH ANOTHER GENEROUS SQUIRT OF SAUCE.

ADD THE BREAD AND HERE COMES THE BEEF.
A HALF POUND OF TENDER HICKORY SMOKED BRISKET SPREAD OUT WITH A HALF POUND OF LEAN, HICKORY SMOKED BBQ SAUSAGE AS THE LAST LAYER FOLLOWED WITH YET ANOTHER SQUIRT OF SAUCE.
ALL THIS WILL TRY TO BE CAMOUFLAGED WITH THE TOP OF THE HOAGIE BUN.
BUT WAIT…. THERE’S MORE

FOR YOUR CULINARY ENJOYMENT, WE’RE ADDING ONE AND ONE HALF POUNDS OF FRIES AND FOUR DILL PICKLE SPEARS OR FOUR JALAPENO PEPPERS TO COMPLETE THE “ULTIMATE DESTROYER CHALLENGE”

SO, WHAT’S THE CHALLENGE ?

EAT EVERYTHING THAT’S ON THE PRETTY PLATE IN 45 MINUTES OR LESS, AND IT’S FREE.

Sorry, the caps ain't me - it's ripped off the website.
Anytime you have to sign a waiver before you eat a meal, that's a good sign.

http://www.papabobsbbq.com/

:sarcasm:

[HuckleB]

58. Wimps!

If they wanted to make it a challenge, they'd use whole grain bread.

[chrisa]

68. Oh dear lord.

Someone needs to call that guy from "Man v. Food" to come in and demolish that thing.

[givemebackmycountry]

79. He's thinking about it----

The KC alternative newspaper says he may visit in May.

[Luminous Animal]

94. That kind of sandwich is a "would I fuck you" sandwich.

If you order it, then the answer is, "No."

[whatsthebuzz]

57. I'd try it once

Then perhaps never again unless it's damned good. Even then, maybe every six months.

[tmyers09]

63. It's pretty much the same as a Big Mac numbers-wise.

The fact that people are so outraged over this is kinda silly, and just makes it all the more tempting to eat.

[Gwendolyn]

67. I make the open-faced version of that all the time. It's delish.

Adding another chicken fillet on top would just negate the need for a knife and fork. Sounds good to me. :)

[Codeine]

69. I'm gonna make the vegan version tomorrow afternoon.

http://vegansaurus.com/post/498511783/vegan-double-down

[Liberal_in_LA]

71. Picture from the site. lol

[superduperfarleft]

107. Heh, my wife said the same thing.

Honestly, though, it would've disgusted me even when I ate dead animals. I wonder if it would be too much to at least put some lettuce on it.

Of course, this is coming from someone who got dizzy eating at Soul Veg, so I'm clearly not the target audience for this...thing.

[Sebastian Doyle]

70. I think that's really only the byproducts of two industrially tortured creatures.

The chicken and bacon look real enough, but I doubt any significant portion of that "cheese" actually came from a cow.

[Luciferous]

72. Yuck

[Ishoutandscream2]

73. Porn for the meat lover!!

Yummy!!!

[cherokeeprogressive]

74. Looking forward to trying one.

[Crowman1979]

75. Not as good as the KFC "Failure Pile in a Sadness" Bowl!

As Patton Oswalt once said:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfan5MacmsI

[pipoman]

82. We call that KFC plate scrapin's...

it is actually the dried-out sides from the hot bar from the previous day.

[Robeson]

83. I should have been a cardiologist...

...I really missed my calling.

[Touchdown]

84. People! It's a Cordon Bleu! Any of you ever been to France, or even a French Restaurant?

For Cripes' sake! The stupid induced outrage burns!:eyes:

[CatWoman]

85. fucking disgusting

:puke:

[HughMoran]

86. You said *graphic* so I saw a vaginwitch

:rofl:

[Bigmack]

87. Bad taste alert: I apologize in advance....

I'd rather have one of those than that chicken monstrosity.

Well... not bad taste, per se.

[craigmatic]

91. damn they're using chicken like bread. they ought to call that the heart attack special

[JI7]

96. that's for people on those Atkins type diets

[Abq_Sarah]

103. Only if you eat the grilled version

Which I plan on doing as soon as it hits the local KFC.

[MrMickeysMom]

98. Oh, I thought you were going to show one of those delicious chicken heads...

[uppityperson]

99. Has no one heard of Chicken Cordon Bleu? Or similar stuffed chicken things? Chicken kiev?

It looks good, but would eat it with a fork and knife.

[Swamp Rat]

101. I think it looks really gross,

but then again, I eat these things: :9

[uppityperson]

102. spicy water bugs, YUM. Not to mention animal feed and nightshade roots

That does look good.

[ChiciB1]

115. YOU MUST BE FROM Nawlins!! Craw-Dads! Do You Do ALL Of It??

I ONCE ate a raw oyster on a cracker, but had to have two crackers to finish, plus lots of sauce!

What ARE those round things?? Having lived in Texas and Loosiana a little, I saw those critters a LOT!

But then we used to go diving in the Florida Keys for many many years and now I really am sick of LOBSTER too! I KNOW, I am nuts! We just had too many for too many years, and cooked them in so many different ways, so many different recipes... can't stand the smell anymore!

But I have NEVER eaten a craw-dad!

[onpatrol98]

118. Mud Bug Alert

[frustrated_lefty]

120. Damn you!

Now I got a hankering.

There are no good crawfish to be had outside of New Orleans. :(

I miss me some boils, that was one of the very best things about growing up in the city. Even when you got older and had to help pull the tails for younger siblings.

And, YES, you suck the heads, ya silly Northun folk. That's where the spice is. If you were to have the honor of making sweet, gentle love with a lady of impeccable tastes, unerring wit, and glorious beauty, would you try to stick your johnson in her arm pit? Or, would you search for a moment of perfection, a culmination of coition, the quintessential moment of bliss found only through the indelible joining of parts meant to be together? It it is with this reverence that the tongue conjoins with the juice of the crawdad.

[ProgressiveProfessor]

104. You can get a burger at In and Out, without bread and wrapped in lettuce

Its called "Protein Style" (http://www.in-n-out.com/secretmenu.asp)They also make superb fries.

[Imajika]

110. The more people whine about this sandwich....

..the more I want to eat one.

It is almost always worth aggravating a health-nazi, even if I must take a few minutes off my life to do it.

[ChiciB1]

112. I'm So Glad I Found "My Rocket!" And For Those Who Are Unfamiliar With

what the "rocket" is, then perhaps you might know about the "magic bullet" previously sold in a larger more cumbersome form called a blender!

Anyway, it makes GREAT FRUIT smoothies, and wonderful nutritious RAW vegetable drinks!! Of course, you can if you want, make other "fat filled" alfredo like sauces, but for me... I'm sticking with what I bought it for!

One drink every morning is wonderful and healthy, and then if I get hungry later in the evening and want something not so sweet, I go VEGGIE!! It fills you up more than you think!

Roughage is great even if I had to adapt in the beginning!

[Name removed]

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[Vexatious Ape]

114. yum

I'd try one for sure.

[Xenotime]

116. Here are some more things to consider... (This is why the world hates america)

Inside-Out Spaghetti & Meatballs
A giant meatball stuffed with spaghetti, marinara sauce and ricotta cheese.



The Cowboy Cafe Barnyard
Two 1/2 pound beef patties, pulled pork BBQ, bacon, 2 slices of cheddar cheese and a fried egg.
(submitted by Tom La via The Cowboy Cafe)



Tony’s BLT
One pound of fried bacon on a toasted Italian bread with lettuce, tomato and mayo.
(submitted by Downtownrobot Nic via Tony’s I-75 Restaurant)



IHOP Who-Cakes
Inspired by Horton Hears a Who! : A stack of five pancakes drenched in boysenberry and blueberry syrup, covered in rainbow-colored chocolate candy and topped with a pink Dum-Dum lollipop.
(Submitted by Katie Bailey)



El Niño
Ground beef, sauteed onions, sour cream, lettuce, tomato and cheddar cheese wrapped in a large pepperoni pizza, totaling three pounds.
(Submitted by Joshua Krezinski, Andrew Chifari, Manny Gardberg, Sarah Morrison)



World’s Largest Burger
A 185 pound burger is the latest Guinness World Record holder.
(via Mallie’s Bar)


Choke down more (if you can) at http://thisiswhyyourefat.com

[Codeine]

121. Wow, people hate America because some people eat gross food?

That's a fairly idiotic reason for hating a country.

[frustrated_lefty]

123. I think it's more for the over-indulgence

Moderation is not in the American lexicon.

We look like idiots telling the rest of the world to curb carbon emissions, support human rights, and adopt our "democratic" way of life when we're standing there with grease dripping down our chin, chewing on more calories than many people see in a week, sucking on a slurpy paid for by child labor producing the basics for high fructose corn syrup, buying lipitor so we can sit our fat-laden asses behind desks sending emails to invade some third world country while ignoring genocide the next country over. Oh, and China, fix those human rights things, get back to us on that after we blow up an abortion clinic or kill a doctor.

It's not the food which offends. It's the attitude.

[That Is Quite Enough]

129. A) That taco looks -exactly- like the food from SNL's "Taco Town" skit

and B) those pancakes look like they were made out of rotten teeth and diabetes

[J-Lo Biafra]

130. and C) the tears of an overworked Tooth Fairy.

[varelse]

122. The column you linked to is hilarious

if some people here could bring themselves to stop being so defensive for a few minutes and just enjoy the humor, they might be a lot better off.

[J-Lo Biafra]

126. Now that is a sandwich full of fat, sodium, cholesterol, and most of all- WIN.

[Incitatus]

127. OH MY GOD!

I am so going there tomorrow.

[rucky]

128. You make it sound so good.

[Sultana]

131. ....

:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

*faints*

:wtf: :crazy: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

[Vexatious Ape]

132. Just tried it-----

Freaking awesome.Couldn't wait to try it. They must have been stoned out of their minds when they conjured up this thing.