You might be a birther if...

[Rocknrule]

-you put up billboards linking Obama to Ft. Hood
-you think black people cannot be True Americans(TM) much less the president of the United States
-you think Obama's father was Malcolm X because of course all black people look the same if they're wearing glasses :eyes:
-you think there's a conspiracy going back 48 years to install Obama in office under false pretenses
-you don't care that McCain was born in Panama because he's a Real American(TM) (aka "he's white, Republican, and doesn't have a foreign-sounding name")
-you won't stop bitching unless Obama comes to your house and personally shows you his birth certificate
-...and even then, you won't accept its legitimacy unless it looks something like the following:

Name: Barack Saddam Hussein Osbama Hitler the 666th
Birthplace: Deathtoamerica, Kenya
Date of Birth: September 11, 2001
Religion: Muslim
Nationality: Al-Qaeda
Father's name: Malcolm X
Mother's name: Stanley Ann Ihateamerica Durnham

Feel free to add to the list

[ck4829]

1. He also needs to publish his family tree, and it's fake unless Hitler AND Stalin are somewhere on it

[Cresent City Kid]

5. Here it is

[truedelphi]

2. Good list. Here's one to add:

You might be a birther...

if you celebrate Nov 22nd and April 4th as Positive Milestones in our American history.

[Rocknrule]

4. and April 19

also, if you frequently use the word "Muslim" or "Kenyan" as a codeword for "n****r"

[stray cat]

3. I don't think most people need a quiz to know what they believe