Just SOUND It OUT, Mr. President ---pix--->>>

[Stephanie]

Good grief!



http: //news.yahoo.com/photo/070503/ids_photos_ts/r3420669058.jpg



http://news.yahoo.com/photo/070503/480/50a33c0c5c5745d0b8db0e71ab86f3be

[NRaleighLiberal]

1. Lying takes it toll....the "man" has aged 50 years in the past 6. nt

[corkhead]

27. 6 Human years IS 50 monkey years

Actually, it is a ratio of 17/25...

http://ajp.amjpathol.org/cgi/content/abstract/164/2/719

[Bucky]

74. But since he started out at the emotional level of a 6 year old, maybe that's a good thing.

No wait, there are no good things coming out the White House today. A DUer lost her brother in Iraq. Nothing is good anymore.

[rhiannon55]

2. LOL! Tiny little EMPTY thought balloons over his head...

Perfect!

[Straight Shooter]

47. Those are spores of delusion, drifting down into their natural resting place. n/t

[rug]

63. .

[rhiannon55]

64. Hahahaha! Looks just like him!

[grasswire]

3. why the underlining, I wonder?

And who does that?

[Stephanie]

9. That's so he knows where to put the emPHAsis

And since it makes no sense at all, I imagine he did it himself.

[madokie]

10. why karlll of course

he's the one who will crash the hardest, he's the architect after all

[Skidmore]

13. Did you notice the slash mark so that he'll know where the

sentence ends?

[Sequoia]

32. If it was a telegram it would read STOP and Chimpy would say the word

[Wednesdays]

45. Or if it were a script, he'd say "Enter Smiling"

[Geoff R. Casavant]

71. Or "Pause for Effect."

n/t

[kitty1]

73. The "Commander Guy" likes his words to be highlighted and BIG

[electron_blue]

85. I'm surprised it's not highlighted to pieces, also.

[Philosoraptor]

4. Ahpreeshate you showin' this.

[habitual]

5. this is an instant classic for me, i meain who the hell underlines

shit in that way.

First of all, there is no need for underlining any of that shit, as if any of it is more important than the rest.

Second, the underlining makes no sense whatsoever.

It must be that someone knows the simple words that ** struggles with and underlined those sections to emphasize to his small brain how to speak properly????

[partylessinOhio]

6. Creepy, stupid jerk! How can SnowJob work for and with such a dumb

imbecile?

Please, 'splain it to me!

[madokie]

14. 'cause he is too

[IChing]

7. The P in the upper right hand corner reminds him to P before

speechifying.

[Maraya1969]

16. I am LOL ing over here!!!

Not that's funny! :spray:

[merh]

8. So, does he have trouble remembering where he is?

Why on earth does the term "White House" have to be underlined??? :shrug:

This man is an embarassment. :banghead:

[Stephanie]

11. LOL! Look at his letterhead! It's says "The President"

That's in case he forgets.

[bleever]

17. Notice the capital "P" in the upper right corner.

Is that to remind him to go before the speech?

[Stephanie]

24. "P" is for PRESIDENT - that's his copy! LOL!

That's what I'm calling him from here on out. What a maroon. "P"

[kiteinthewind]

80. LOL!

This is hilarious, yet embarrassing, and nauseating, OMG. This is just sad. Not.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[npincus]

12. Get the HELL out!!!!! No SHIT!!!!!!

Is that one up top for real?????? ASSHEAD has to have "Good Morning" written down???? Like he might say "Good evening" if it weren't???? And I dig that BIG font size.. looks like 36 point? Why doesn't he just speak from a f*cking 'Weekly Reader"- the Pre-K version?

Oh... this one's a keeper. It should be on the home page- permanently.


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[tandot]

15. Please tell me that this is a photoshop. He can't be that stupid?

He needs a script to say THAT??? And UNDERLINE it???

I am so utterly embarrassed that he is President.

[Stephanie]

19. This is direct from Reuters, via Yahoo News.

I'm very sorry to tell you.

[tandot]

35. Yeah. I just saw it on Yahoo. I had to check for myself because it is so unbelievable.

I wonder if in addition, he got instructions through his ear piece so he doesn't wander off that difficult script.


:crazy:

[npincus]

52. can you post the link again?

The one above doesn't work. I have to email this around the globe.

[Stephanie]

58. you just have to close up the space

Because of the way DU formats certain links (if it ends in .jpg it will format the link as a picture), I had to leave a space after the http: so the link would appear - just close it up and the link will work.

http: //news.yahoo.com/photo/070503/ids_photos_ts/r3420669058.jpg

[stevedeshazer]

18. So he really, really is that stupid.

Dain bramage.

[CrazyOrangeCat]

55. We can thank that all-amurkin mom . . .

Babs.

Have another martini, QuakerOatThing.

[Beelzebud]

20. I keep thinking of the "I have to use the restroom!" note.

[Stephanie]

26. yep

[Beelzebud]

29. LOL It's even funnier than i remembered. He poses it as a question... LOL

Like a little kid.

"I think I may need a bathroom break?"

?

You think you *may* need a bathroom break ? <---That is a fucking question mark! LOL

[grasswire]

67. I never noticed this before

He wrote:

"I think I MAy NEED A BATHrOOM break? Is this possible?"

Note, too, the different capital I he uses when not referring to "I" himself.

Isn't this an odd disconnect? We need a handwriting analysis.

[myrna minx]

30. It's even worse than that. His sentence was "I think I may need a bathroom break?"

He wasn't so sure so he had to ask Condi if he needed to pee.

[Beelzebud]

33. LOL yeah thats great! I may need to pee??? I'm not sure! HELP

[myrna minx]

75. Yeah, he's the decider alright.! n/t

[Stephanie]

34. second line - "Is this possible?"

Next line he's writing, "Mommy, please?"

[SoCalDem]

56. Where are astronaut diapers when you need 'em? n/t

[myrna minx]

76. LoL. The commander guy does his decisioning. n/t

[Maraya1969]

21. Notice the / after "House" That's to make sure he doesn't say

"Welcome to the White House I am"

"honored to"

"join you in"

"this National Day"

"of"


"Prayer"

[Beelzebud]

22. LOL

[hootinholler]

68. The Shatner version, eh? n/t

[Sequoia]

78. Ha!

What

Do

You

Mean

?

[Philosoraptor]

23. "..listen thank yall fer comin', turn around, walk towards door"

[EnviroBat]

48. Turn around, walk into locked door, look like an idiot, make a stupid face...

[Poll_Blind]

25. SEE how he delivers those lines it in this YouTube video from the event.

YouTube Video

Idiot starts speaking reading his lines about 2:30 into the video.

PB

[slowry]

39. This dude

reminds me of Ben Stiller saying Grace, in Meet the Parents...

[onethatcares]

62. I couldn't take it from the point of Jesus' compassion

for all of us. I expected someone to yell out, except for them damn Iraqi insurgents, don't waste your compassion on them. Was that Murtha?

[truth2power]

81. Why does he spend parctically a frikkin' hour

thanking everyone in the room and telling us how much he appreciates them.

He does this ALL THE TIME!

[11 Bravo]

28. There's a boy who will NOT be taking potato salad to the next MENSA picnic.

[mogster]

31. That made me laugh!

:hi:

[Stinky The Clown]

36. In the first picture ...... what's he doing? Studying his lines?

I **know** Koko could do better. She can not only read, but she can write.

[Virginia Dare]

51. Maybe the White House can hire Koko to write his speeches...

better yet, Koko for President!! :rofl:

[frogcycle]

88. and she's better looking

[madrchsod]

37. the guy does`t pay a dime in health care so why in the hell

does`t he wear contacts or glasses? jesus h christ he can`t see worth a shit. what a loser...

[Cameron27]

38. The photographers love this guy ROFL

A+++ to whoever to the pic!!!

[verse18]

40. They look like flashcards you would use with elementary school children.

[Virginia Dare]

49. That's how Barb got him through Yale, no shit...n/t

[CrazyOrangeCat]

41. Holy moley.

ain't that somethin' . . . .

[quiet.american]

42. This is worthy of my second "Good Lord" of the day. n/t

[jackstraw45]

43. She dont lie, she dont lie, she dont lie...cocaine.

How many brain cells can you squeeze into a Dumbya?

[monmouth]

44. This entire thread is a DUzy Award....Oh gawd, dying here...n/t

[Old Smokey]

46. so funny

[EnviroBat]

50. What a f'ing embarrassment.

A five-year-old can deliver a speech better that this ass-clown.

[npincus]

53. I made this my Desktop!

:rofl:

[SoCalDem]

54. Note the "mini-halos" swarming above his head.. just waiting to coalesce into full-bloom halo

or maybe it's just the souls of gnats, as they ascend to Bug-Heaven

[karlrschneider]

59. He really is a bubblehead.

...

[Sequoia]

79. No, those are space alien orbs that make crop circles on his head.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6009948474707432943

[Decruiter]

57. Good Morning, Idiot...

[WinkyDink]

92. HOW does he contort his mouth like that??

[npincus]

60. SCREEN CAP

:rofl: :applause:

[teamster633]

61. Didn't Andy Cap usually carry around those little bubbles?

[michael_1166]

65. So that's the Commander Guy at work

Looks more to me like he's Commander BrainDamage.

[Deb]

66. There aren't any smilies to dictate his facial expressions!

Wow, Now we know why he makes all those goofy faces when speaking.

Seriously, I doubt he's capable of reading aloud the material sent out from WDP to us commoners, my material had nothing underlined.

[spanone]

69. Who is National Day?

[Ilsa]

70. Okay, NOW do we have grounds for impeachment? He's operating on

the level of a second grader.

[kitty1]

72. How did he ever get thru My Pet Goat without a helper...n/t

[renate]

77. why is "for" underlined?

That would make his lines sound extra stupid.

Man oh man. How'd we get from a Rhodes Scholar president to THIS?

[Stephanie]

82. Um, because he's a moron?

He clearly did it himself. I want to watch the video to see if he followed his own direction.

[lonestarnot]

84. Because in rehearsal he kept saying under, between, over...

[merh]

83. kick

:kick:

[CitizenLeft]

86. thank you, Stephanie!

I needed this laugh! :rofl:

How embarrassing!

[proud2BlibKansan]

87. The "P" up in the right corner

does that stand for

peon

or

prick?


:rofl:

[diane in sf]

90. Pissant

[frogcycle]

89. Chevy Chase doing Gerald ford was NEVER this funny n/t

[FloridaJudy]

91. Please tell me this was photo-shopped!

Because I'm getting really scared now. Some one who needs flash cards to remember how to say "Good morning, and welcome..." has his finger on the button.


:yoiks:

[Stephanie]

94. Sorry to tell you, it's REAL.

U.S. President George W. Bush holds his notes before addressing a ceremony honoring the National Day of Prayer in the East Room of the White House in Washington May 3, 2007. REUTERS/Kevin Lamarque (UNITED STATES)

http: //news.yahoo.com/photo/070503/ids_photos_ts/r3420669058.jpg

[Richard Steele]

93. Friday morning kick.

[kiteinthewind]

95. kick! nt