PCIntern
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Sun Apr-18-10 07:58 AM
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God made the volcano erupt because the Health Care Reform bill |
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Edited on Sun Apr-18-10 07:58 AM by PCIntern
was not inclusive enough. God actually believes we should have full medical/dental/podiatric treatment for the entire civilization. She told me so...I could hear Her talking when I poured milk on my Rice Krispies this morning. I'll post updates as She informs me of further requests.
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hobbit709
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Sun Apr-18-10 08:00 AM
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1. But did you see Jesus on your toast? |
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Sun Apr-18-10 08:01 AM
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3. No, just lines which are almost exactly like the Nazca Lines in Peru... |
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Edited on Sun Apr-18-10 08:03 AM by PCIntern
I was visiting with the aliens in the butter dish while talking to the toast.
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TheCowsCameHome
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Sun Apr-18-10 08:00 AM
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2. God should stuff Limbaugh's fat ass down the volcano |
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*Poof* - the fire is out.
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Sun Apr-18-10 08:03 AM
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4. Unless it starts a major grease fire. |
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Sun Apr-18-10 08:04 AM
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5. And there are people who actually believe that. |
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They drive cars; they vote; they reproduce.
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Sun Apr-18-10 08:14 AM
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6. Health care passed on March 22 and the volcano erupted on April 14th. God had |
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to think about it while? He hadn't been paying attention up to now and had to catch up? More likely, God was pissed about the Tea Parties and wanted to issue a warning before they started. That's just as plausible as Rush's idiocy.
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Sun Apr-18-10 08:15 AM
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7. So, She punishes Europe? |
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Who'd-a-thunk it?? :shrug:
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Sun Apr-18-10 08:40 AM
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8. hmmmmm our health care lesson is being learned |
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by seeing those with universal health care suffer? It's diabolical I tell ya!
So typical of god to send mixed messages so some preacher can cash in on the confusion and pronounce the ultimate personal slant/interpretation of god's will.
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