You may be a tea party member if...

[Barack_America]

1). You think that stupidity is the highest form of patriotic.

2). You prefer to "protest" from the comfort of a lawn chair.

3). You think the key to a meaningful protest is costumes and slogans.

4). What you're really worried about is somebody else getting your government benefits.

5). You think a pill-popping racist is the intellectual giant of his generation.

6). You think a mailman simply doing his job could possibly be your enemy.


...any others?

[likesmountains 52]

1. You've never owned a dixsho, dicton,dexshe..oh you know..one of those books

with words in it.:rofl:

[panader0]

2. If you are racist and homophobic

[gratuitous]

3. If your family tree doesn't fork

Just sayin'.

[Barack_America]

4. *snort*

:rofl:

[Raschel]

18. You mean like, their family tree is a wreath?

:hi:

[lunatica]

37. Or spoons way too much

[Joe the Liberal]

5. 7)......

if you think wrapping yourself in the flag is a form of patriotism.

[Democrats_win]

6. If you lost $100,000 investing in Enron but you believe government is the problem.

[Barack_America]

7. You bitch and moan about being broke, but own every book Beck, Palin et al have written

[Mariana]

19. ...which you display prominently but you haven't read.

[onehandle]

8. You think your guns make you a racial classification. nt

[Jade Fox]

9. You hate 'Socialism' because....

you think it means you'll be forced to turn off Fox News, put down your beer, and go have a picnic with those Black people down the block.

[caty]

10. You would rather

shout down a speaker with your words of hate and ignorance than listen and learn the facts.

[AnArmyVeteran]

11. If you believe Bernie Madoff should run every corporation in the US, oh wait, he does!

Well, not the real Bernie Madoff, but corporate 'leaders' are not much different than Bernie Madoff. If given the chance they would screw everyone they could and right wingers would cheer.

Side Note: Did you know right wing radio and its ignorant listeners blamed the VICTIMS of Madoff? They always blame the victims and cheer on the abusers. That's why they are so upset with President Obama wanting to put restrictions on all the corrupt, soulless Wall Street thugs and corporate leaders. Right wingers HATE regulations that protect them. Yes, they are really that stupid.

[chollybocker]

12. ...you want to be buried in the same Klan robe you were married in.

[Naturalist111]

13. If you believe in trickle down...

but don't know it means being pissed on.

[Kievan Rus]

14. You use socialist roads to get to demonstrations

[thereismore]

16. that take part in public parks. nt

[Ardent15]

15. If you think Ronald Reagan was a prophet of God

nt

[Toucano]

17. You think "Founding Fathers" refers to pilgrims and Plymouth Rock. n-t

[Mariana]

20. You're on Medicare and you oppose socialized medicine.

[Initech]

21. You don't support support a pubic option.

[Stevenmarc]

22. If your knuckles touch the ground

[ericinne]

23. If you think........

If you think Atlas Shrugged is just another chapter in the bible.

[Brewman_Jax]

24. A few others...

You don't mind that "those people" pay taxes like everyone else, as long as it's for YOUR benefit only.

You hate the idea of regulation because you're gonna be a corporate exec...soon.

You think that corporate execs are too heavily taxed, because that's where you're gonna be...soon.


--Then you might be a teaklanbagger.

[Soulis]

25. You've never been in the military BUT.....

...you want everyone else to go!

[xxqqqzme]

26. You got a bigger tax

refund this year than last.

[DirkGently]

27. You're currently in your shed with a rifle

... hiding in fear of the U.S. Census?

[whistler162]

28. You are obsessed with every movement of the Teabaggers!!

[geardaddy]

29. You love firefighters and policement,

but hate unions.

[deaniac21]

30. Uh, patriotic is an adjective.

[Barack_America]

32. .

One of the early teabagger signs.

[HughBeaumont]

36. SOMEthing's descended. I think it's their edumucation.

I'm surprised he spelled "remember" correctly.

[BurtWorm]

31. You're nodding your head a lot while reading this thread thinking, 'Yep. That's me all right...'

"I'm a tea partier."

:patriot:

[bullwinkle428]

33. If you think taxes began the day Barack Obama was inaugurated!

[HughBeaumont]

34. The irony of your anti-socialism-fest on pubic grounds escapes you completey.

You think poor peopple are lazy and deserve to be that way.

You call yourself "indepenedent" because Your ashamed to admit your a Republican.

You wave a flag the size of Rhode Isladn thats made in Taiwan China or Malaysia.

As far as your tax dollars are conserned, helping people is akin to child murdur, but killing poeple is bassically OK.

You had to have "teabaggging" explained to you.

You took public transpartation to 9/12 day.

You actualy think President Sarah Palin is a great idea.

You think the sentences above are spelled correctly and without grammatical errors.

[Barack_America]

35. Okay, I think it's time to declare a "winner".

Wow. Those were fantastic.

[lunatica]

38. If misspelling is a genetic defect in your family