OMG. Ask a Stupid Question ...

[babylonsister]

:wow::rofl: And this is the state I chose to move to?! :crazy:

http://www.talkingpointsmemo.com/archives/2010/04/ask_a_stupid_question_3.php

Ask a Stupid Question ...
Josh Marshall | April 20, 2010, 1:52PM


The Georgia state legislature, on top of the latest threats, is holding hearings on a bill to ban implanting people with microchips -- as one rumor suggested the Health Care Reform bill mandated.

But the good folks who run the Judiciary Committee seemed to have gotten a bit more than they reckoned with when one of their hearing witnesses claimed that she had already been implanted with a microchip.

And not just any microchip, but one the Pentagon had implanted in her "vaginal-rectum area", apparently to track her movements.

Presumably part of the Stimulus Bill.

[rfranklin]

1. That one doesn't pass the "sniff test"

Help! Help! Run away!

Giant black aliens have invaded the White House!

[Javaman]

27. THAT is certainly something I don't want to sniff.

>sniff sniff< "where has this chip been??"

[JBoy]

2. 'Taint no implant.

[SidDithers]

10. cue the rimshot...nt

Sid

[DirkGently]

23. Badump bump!

:rofl:

[Shell Beau]

38. Damn. lol

[Rosa Luxemburg]

3. LOL!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

4. Part of the Stimulus Bill?

I'd like to know just "what" is being stimulated!

:P

:rofl:

[babylonsister]

7. ROFL!

Hahaha, Peggy, ya got me! :rofl:

[JBoy]

18. sounds more like a 'Bush' legacy

:hide:

[BR_Parkway]

36. Maybe it vibrates?

[kentuck]

5. Damn!

:-) Unbelievable!

[Bette Noir]

6. What's less funny is that a man who thought he had a chip

implanted during an appendectomy several years ago just shot three people in revenge.

[babylonsister]

8. That is less funny. Sounds like he had a lot of issues, not that that

will bring comfort to anyone.

[Catherine Vincent]

9. LOL!

:rofl:

[Wapsie B]

11. Omg they've stumbled upon phase 2 of Project X!

:rofl:

[pinto]

12. OMG. A scan of most state legislatures would likely have similar Whaa? examples of frivolous bills.

This one cleared committee -

"Willard thanked the woman for her input, and the committee later approved the bill."

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GA Woman To State Judiciary Committee: DoD Implanted A Microchip Inside Me

http://tpmlivewire.talkingpointsmemo.com/2010/04/ga-lawmakers-hear-testimony-from-woman-claiming-dod-implanted-a-microchip-inside-her.php?ref=fpb

[kitkat65]

22. I just hate when this happens . . .

"Microchips are like little beepers," the woman told the committee. "Just imagine, if you will, having a beeper in your rectum or genital area, the most sensitive area of your body. And your beeper numbers displayed on billboards throughout the city. All done without your permission."

:tinfoilhat:

[zipplewrath]

13. Weren't bars in Miami already doing this?

Heard some story about bars putting RFID chips in womens skin who didn't want to bring purses. It connected them to their ID and credit cards. Heck, folks get pierced right and left these days, why would they object to a chip?

[CTD]

14. Virginia's legislature ALREADY PASSED such a bill. No joke.

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503544_162-6195506-503544.html

And Virginia one-upped them by also addressing the anti-Christ in the same bill.

[monmouth]

15. OMG, laughing so hard I cannot ty....

[southernyankeebelle]

17. Me too. I wet myself, lololololololol. The sad thing is people really believe this stuff.

[CitizenLeft]

16. "vaginal-rectum area"

Well, I would hope that's it's one, or the other.

OMG.

:rofl:

[county worker]

20. That's called taint.

taint ass and taint ......

[Altoid_Cyclist]

19. Well, that probably would be more stimulating than the code implanted

in the arm in "A Beautiful Mind".

Let's just hope that she doesn't try to dig it out.

[Liberal_in_LA]

21. lol n/t

[NYC_SKP]

24. Where? They implanted it WHERE?

How did they, I mean, did they sneak up under, er, between, ummm.

Oh for fucks sake!

:P

[rurallib]

25. She farts and some guy at the FBI loses an eardrum.......

[Javaman]

29. ...

:spray: :rofl:

[CitizenLeft]

37. oh.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Javaman]

26. Proctochipologist...

Gyno-micro-chipo-implanto.

Can I get the gy-mi-chi?

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

28. What dip do you serve with those chips?

I don't think I want to know....

[aikoaiko]

30. I hope that was captured on video.

Welcome to Jawja ;)

[Javaman]

31. Does she defeat the tracking by wearing a tin foil hat?

:tinfoilhat:

[Kber]

35. That wouln't work

she needs foil panties - duh!

[onenote]

32. as funny as this is, and its very funny, the sad thing is that morons in GA

went ahead and moved forward with their crazy bill.

[FarLeftFist]

33. Something seems fishy.

[ellenfl]

34. lol! i hope that was taped! eom