For just $1,000, you can sit next to Sheriff Joe on a bus tour of the Arizona-Mexico border

[marmar]

from the Phoenix New Times:



Joe Arpaio and Vernon Parker to Host Day-Long Bus Tour of Border, and For a Mere $1,000, You Can Sit Right Next to Joe

By James King, Wednesday, Apr. 21 2010 @ 8:59AM


​Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio and Congressional candidate Vernon Parker will be hosting what could be seen as their own little slice of hell.

For the bargain price of $200, you could spend a full day trapped on a bus with Joe and Vernon, as you tour the scenic Arizona/Mexico border and discuss immigration.

Here are the details compliments of Parker's campaign:

At 8 a.m. Saturday, May 8th, a charter bus will take Arpaio, Parker and supporters from Phoenix to the border in Douglas, Arizona, where participants will get a chance to discuss border security and other issues surrounding national security with the Sheriff and Mayor Parker. Lunch will be served at Hotel Gadsden in Douglas and guest speakers will educate attendees about the border challenges.

If you think $200 for a bus ride with Joe Arpaio, where his pals will "educate" you on border challenges is a steal, get this: For just $800 more, you can reserve yourself a seat right next to America's self-proclaimed "toughest sheriff."

That's right, for a grand, you can spend an entire day trapped on a bus with the modern-day Bull Connor, and you can sit right next to him, too.

Now that's a ticket from hell.


http://blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com/valleyfever/2010/04/joe_arpaio_and_vernon_parker_t.php

[Andy823]

1. Well you have to admit

He is a whole lot "cheaper" than Palin! :evilgrin:

[Scurrilous]

2. For an extra $200...

...he'll wear deodorant.

[marmar]

3. ROFL

:rofl:

[havocmom]

4. Do the windows open?

[KonaKane]

5. For an extra $200, can I punch him?

Just askin.

[SargeUNN]

6. Can I borrow a grand?

I so want to take this tour and be next to the rat that tried to get my radio show taken off the air because I let Dan Saban guest host. I just want so bad to be next to the man who is such a great Amerikan. :sarcasm:

[spanone]

7. i saw him on cnn a few weeks back. judge, jury & executioner

[Caretha]

8. Think about it

those are really cheap bus tickets for a tour with Ol' Joe . If you had just a few grand to spend, you could sit next to this asshole and give him a few WTF moments.

Can't you just see it.

As a old travel agent in the midwest I could hype this tour!!! I sold bus tours to about 21 people for a lot more than what they're askin' to sit next to Joe ;). This is an entrepreneur's dream.

Oh....Joe sweety.................have I got a deal for you ...meat my Brotha' Sweetems'....XOXOXOX...love you Joe.

[demosincebirth]

9. I do everything in my power not to spend, one red cent, in Arizona.

[UTUSN]

10. I'd give to give him a slap upside his head

http://www.notexasborderwall.com/