Going to Vegas. How many chickens should I take in case I get sick?

[rurallib]

Also - will the casinos barter? Maybe a couple bushels of corn for a seat at the table?
How does one pack chickens for a plane ride?

[piratefish08]

1. spam travels better.

when that runs out you need to hang out by the roulette table and wait for Robert Redford to make an indecent proposal to your wife...........


see - it's all in the planning and preparation.

[lamp_shade]

2. One should be enough. Nevada's doctors are "very understanding".

[onehandle]

3. You'll probably need a few hundred just for the ambulance ride.

Open heart surgery?

Start lining up the 18-wheelers.

[meegbear]

4. I was in Vegas a few weeks ago ...

you should bring cutlets for the video poker machines. Not sure how many plays you'll get though, I foolishly used money.

[pipi_k]

5. What, you don't have a chicken debit card?

:+

[customerserviceguy]

6. Hey, if you wake up with a "Hangover" in a Vegas hotel room

they'll have provided you with a chicken!

[Mari333]

7. I think this guy is going for brain surgery

[lame54]

8. you'll just lose them at the craps table

[Bitwit1234]

9. OH maybe you could slip in a sack of potatoes

for a spin of the slot machine, or a go at the wheel.

[TwilightGardener]

10. Two words: butter churn.

[Johonny]

11. yes the casino will take your thumbs in exchange for your debt