I have to go to the Drs. tomorrow how many chickens do

[samplegirl]

you think I'll need to cover my co-pay?

[Swede]

1. Coming soon, bird flu epidemic.

:shrug:

[Mari333]

2. hahahahaha 2 chickens =20 percent

the other 80 percent should be covered by Barnyard Care.

[Enrique]

3. can we use pre-existing chickens?

:crazy:

[samplegirl]

4. Is that feathered

or oven ready?

[Mari333]

5. this might cover a few operations

[samplegirl]

6. Maybe so

:rofl:

[Gman2]

7. Yeah? What the fuck do you bring the Vet?

[samplegirl]

9. Clean Kennels

I guess.

[kestrel91316]

12. This vet trades drywall work and haircuts for vet care.........

[Gman2]

13. Chinese drywall?

[kestrel91316]

14. Nope. One of my clients is a contractor and work has been light this past

year for him, so he was glad to trade and avoid having to come up with cash. And so was I.

[w8liftinglady]

8. I'm having brain surgery in a month-should I resort to cattle rustling?

I don't think chickens will cut it-Texas doctors aren't quite as tolerant as Nevada docs

[samplegirl]

10. By all means

start stockpiling those T-bones!

[Gman2]

11. I think you all have it wrong. She was suggesting we, the poor, go to witch doctors.

[Naturalist111]

15. Bring the Doc a fertile chicken and say "This should cover any

expenses for the future also"

[xultar]

16. A pap smear is 15 live chickens.

[Dappleganger]

17. Won't anybody think of the CHICKENS???

How do you think they feel about being so USED!! I'M SERIES!!111!!!