DainBramaged
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Thu Apr-22-10 03:47 PM
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OK if we have to barter for services, what do we do until the crops come in? |
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Or is it onions and potatoes in Winter, flowers in Spring, cows in Summer, tomatoes and corn in the fall?
And how many chickens can I use for condoms or whiskey?
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Thu Apr-22-10 03:48 PM
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1. Maybe you can get your city/state to barter on your behalf |
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Remove the blood sucking middle men.
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Thu Apr-22-10 03:49 PM
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2. 3 chickens will get you 3 days of 'electrical current' in you homestead. |
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Thu Apr-22-10 03:52 PM
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3. What do we do 'til the chickens come home to roost? nt |
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Thu Apr-22-10 03:52 PM
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4. I heard Republicans are offering bjs to get their Viagra - American ingenuity! nt |
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Thu Apr-22-10 03:57 PM
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Thu Apr-22-10 04:00 PM
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6. Are you any good at yard work? |
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How are your roofing skills? Perhaps you could simonize the doctor's Mercedes? Come on people, show some imagination! It doesn't have to be just chickens, although that seems to be the preferred currency of Republican airheads.
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Thu Apr-22-10 04:02 PM
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Thu Apr-22-10 04:04 PM
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8. And what about city zoning regulations that prohibit chickens? |
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Not to mention cows and pigs?
Do we have to go out and buy some chickens to give to the doctor? How many chickens for an office visit? How many for an xray? And if I need surgery, how many for the nurses, anesthesiologists and the rest of the surgical team?
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Thu Apr-22-10 04:07 PM
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9. You would have to bribe your local politicians to get the regulstions changed. |
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Got anything good to offer them?
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Thu Apr-22-10 05:33 PM
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15. Another use for Chickens! |
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Thu Apr-22-10 04:08 PM
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10. Many people will become prostitutes just to get minimium care. |
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I'd imagine that your average suburban doc isn't interested in livestock.
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Thu Apr-22-10 04:09 PM
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11. is it still prostitution you're barting for goods or services? |
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Thu Apr-22-10 04:15 PM
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12. "And how many chickens can I use for condoms...?" |
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I think that would be up to your partner.
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Thu Apr-22-10 04:55 PM
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14. I did not think anyone would catch that............ |
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Thu Apr-22-10 05:33 PM
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16. I am not sure what you would catch if you used a chicken condom n/t |
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Thu Apr-22-10 08:45 PM
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17. Mr. D. says I am a dirty minded old lady....lol. |
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Thu Apr-22-10 08:49 PM
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18. Change over to sheep and goats ...it's more world wide. |
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