Let's have the best chicken phrases or ideas so far

[malaise]

I love Stephanie Miller's 'clucking ridiculous', KOs 'a wing and a care' and of course our own DUers Beaking news. Rachel has also been great.

[KittyWampus]

1. Single Layer

[malaise]

3. Yep that was a brilliant bumpersticker

:D

[BlooInBloo]

2. The "beaking" thread had a plethora of them.

[dixiegrrrrl]

4. " I took a chicken to my doctor

and all I got was the bird flu"

[tridim]

5. I can't wait to see the editorial cartoons on the subject.

There will be lots.

[underpants]

6. Which came first, the chicken or the "we only take cash"?

[Skittles]

7. OK

first Aggie says to the second Aggie, guess how many chickens I have in this bag and I'll give you both of them. "Three", guesses the second Aggie. First Aggie: NO FAIR! YOU LOOKED!!

[malaise]

9. Getting up off the floor

:rofl:

[DBoon]

8. set your chickens free!

[Jade Fox]

10. The Chickocratic Oath....

"I will do no harm as long as the drumsticks keep a comin'."

[Jade Fox]

11. Can I give my co-pay in Egg McMuffins?

[Jade Fox]

12. "Do you accept Cornish Game Hens?"

[malaise]

16. Way too small

:D

[underpants]

13. The Eagles re-write classic "Life in the Fast Lane"

She said, "Listen, baby. You can hear the engine ring.
We've been up and down this highway;haven't seen a goddam thing."
He said, "Call the doctor. I think I'm gonna crash."
"The doctor say he's comin', but you gotta pay him WITH A CHICKENWING."

[JBoy]

14. Keep fucking that chicken!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIFdqEOmwuc&feature=related

[BlooInBloo]

15. Double Down Days! Twice the medical procedures for half the chickens!

Now a joint operation with KFC built into the office!

[boston bean]

17. Ms. Louden will officially release the GOP HCR plan called "Pass the Cluck" nt

[Bozita]

18. a real cluckerfuck

[madamesilverspurs]

21. ...or cluster cluck.

[deaniac21]

19. Fuck chickens, I'm addicted to free range veal.

[spanone]

20. KFHC kentucky fried healthcare

[guitar man]

22. We should all send chicken lady an email

I did :evilgrin:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=8203033&mesg_id=8203556

[malaise]

23. Vote on her health care poll

:evilgrin:
She's taking a fugging beating

Your Opinion

Do you think government-run health care will improve the quality of our care?

* Yes (67%, 18,695 Votes)
* No (33%, 9,136 Votes)

Total Voters: 27,831

[guitar man]

26. Yep

Already voted, that's when I saw the email link :D

[Berry Cool]

24. How about new lyrics for that classic tune Louis Jordan made famous,

"Ain't Nobody Here But Us Chickens"?

If the "Five Guys Named Moe" performed it, it might sound something like this...

NO MOE:
OK folks, here's a little story just for you!
Now, one night Dr. Brown was takin' the air,
He locked up his medical clinic with the greatest of care.
But down in the billing office something stirred,
And when he shouted "Who's there?"
This is what he heard!

FOUR EYED MOE:
There ain't nobody here but us chickens,
There ain't nobody here at all!
So quiet yourself and stop that fuss,
There ain't nobody here but us!
We chickens tryin' to sleep, and you butt in
And hobble hobble hobble hobble, it's a sin!

NO MOE:
Now Dr. Brown scratched his head,
he looked at his receptionist,
and he said, "Hey, since when are we takin' chickens
as payment for services at this clinic?
Let's take 'em back to the shack, Jack!" But the receptionist was
not convinced! She said "This is our new billing policy." Gave a
little receptionist knock on the billing-office door
and in her best billing-ese said
"Is everything alright?"

FOUR EYED MOE:
I said, there ain't nobody here but us chickens,
There ain't nobody here at all!
You're stompin' around and checkin' around
and kickin' up an awful fuss,
We chickens tryin' to sleep, and you butt in
And hobble hobble hobble hobble, it's a sin!

NO MOE:
"OK, OK, OK," said the receptionist and she turned to leave--
Just then, a very unchicken-like sneeze came
from the billing office--"Achoo!"
Dr. Brown cocked his gun--because it was a concealed-carry state--
he says "I'm-a comin' in!
You better open that door just a teeny weeny
bit so I can take a peek!"

FOUR EYED MOE:
NO! Tomorrow is a busy day,
We got things to do, we got eggs to lay,
Ground to dig, we've got chicks to hatch,
You know, it takes a lot of work when chickens sub for scratch!
Besides--there ain't nobody here but us chickens,
There ain't nobody here at all,
So stop that fuss and raisin' dust,
Now your patients pay their bills with us!
So kindly point that gun the other way,
and hobble hobble hobble off and hit the hay!

NO MOE:
Okay, I guess you're right, I'm off
to sleep. Goddnight.
Hey Boss Man, what d'ya think?

FOUR EYED MOE:
Payin' for health care's now easy pickin's!
Ain't nobody here but us chickens!

[malaise]

25. That's Berry Cool

deserves it's own thread.
I love the original as well :fistbump:

[Contrary1]

27. I'm going to start my own business...

I will be hosting hen parties. PM me to reserve a date.

[Manifestor_of_Light]

28. A chicken in every patient's file??