Why Do the Islamic Extremists Who Hate South Park Also Hate Triscuits?

[Swede]

Triscuits? WTF


Younus Abdullah Mohammed, a member of the group, was behind the original quote. When pressed on his choice of Triscuits as a snack-based insult, he was curt in his response. "It doesn't matter what your favorite crackers or cookies are. They are not more important than the hegemonic wars the West is fighting against Islam." He refused to elaborate further on his disdain for the delicious wheaty squares.


http://gawker.com/5523210/why-do-the-islamic-extremists-who-hate-south-park-also-hate-triscuits

[DJ13]

1. Ever tasted Triscuits?

YECH!

[daleanime]

3. The cracked pepper and olive oil....

wasn't bad.:evilgrin:

[RandomThoughts]

2. He was probably making a reference to communion. n/t

[comrade snarky]

5. Oh, it's crazier than that

Much crazier!

"Darwinist faggots who are as despicable as the rest, walking around eating your Triscuits."

Yep, Triscuits. Walking around eating Triscuits....


Lucky for me I prefer Chicken In A Biskit.

[vixengrl]

8. Wow--that's what I'm all about. "Darwinist"....check. "Faggot"--

um, check, eating Triscuits. Quite often! With cheese! But I totally sit down to blog about theocratic haters, not walk around. That part is a calumny.

[NaturalHigh]

9. Oh gosh, why did you have to post that?

Now I'm going to be jonesing for chicken in a biskit all night.

[JVS]

4. That's it. I will not stand for this attack on one of my favorite cheese bearers.

[kenny blankenship]

6. A graven image of Allah blowing Muhammad appeared on one lot of Triscuits 10 yrs ago

It wasn't even intentional. Ten years ago. One fucking lot out of thousands of lots produced that year - which was promptly recalled even, and yet they just can't let it go.

[BolivarianHero]

7. The West's fault..

We should have helped Moscow crush these idiots like a bug 30 years ago.

[NaturalHigh]

10. I can only guess that fundamentalists aren't allowed cheese whiz.

Triscuits are actually kind of bland without cheese whiz.